Ninja Lesbian
05-18-2002, 05:55 AM
Ninja Lesbian: More Vodka Ninja...
Ninja Lesbian: Isn't it a little too early in the morning to be drinking hard liquor.
Ninja Lesbian: Come on you pussy, stop acting like a responsible person, you're not fooling everyone.
NL: No really, i've been seriously thinking about making some lifestyle changes, my chronic alcoholism is a thing of the past
NL: You got to be f-ing kidding me, your lifes going nowhere, your girlfriend is f-ing nuts, you have no idea what you want to do with your life and somehow you think have a couple shots of vodka is going to make a diffence.
NL: Ok, i didn't need to hear that, it's 10:30 and i'm torturing myself just to make it to noon without drinking a beer.
NL: I'm not asking you to drink a beer, just take a few shots with me, you know i can't drink alone, that's a sign that you have a drinking problem, i can't let that happen, what would my girlfriend think.
NL: you know what i think....i think we're getting a little too old to be wasting are days getting hammered and sleeping on the futon.
NL: Fine, you're right, i'm an asshole for even bringing this up. I'm going to store and get a paper and try to find some work in the classified section. It's about time i start taking accountability for my past failures and start looking towards a brighter future.
NL: That's what I say, it's never too late to make a new start.
NL: Agreed, but one think.
NL:yeah what is it?
NL: i still got this liter of vodka that i haven't even opened yet. it would a shame to let it go to waste. do you want to finish it.
NL:well.....what the f, don't mind if i do. One last time of binge drinking won't kill me.
NL: That's what i've been telling my family for years. Sweet....i hope you have something here to mix it with.....
And so Ninja Lesbian and Ninja Lesbain went on to become beyond completely blitzed and did not accomplish anything that weekend nor did they modify their excessive drinking habit.
look ma, i'm a pervert
Ninja Lesbian: Isn't it a little too early in the morning to be drinking hard liquor.
Ninja Lesbian: Come on you pussy, stop acting like a responsible person, you're not fooling everyone.
NL: No really, i've been seriously thinking about making some lifestyle changes, my chronic alcoholism is a thing of the past
NL: You got to be f-ing kidding me, your lifes going nowhere, your girlfriend is f-ing nuts, you have no idea what you want to do with your life and somehow you think have a couple shots of vodka is going to make a diffence.
NL: Ok, i didn't need to hear that, it's 10:30 and i'm torturing myself just to make it to noon without drinking a beer.
NL: I'm not asking you to drink a beer, just take a few shots with me, you know i can't drink alone, that's a sign that you have a drinking problem, i can't let that happen, what would my girlfriend think.
NL: you know what i think....i think we're getting a little too old to be wasting are days getting hammered and sleeping on the futon.
NL: Fine, you're right, i'm an asshole for even bringing this up. I'm going to store and get a paper and try to find some work in the classified section. It's about time i start taking accountability for my past failures and start looking towards a brighter future.
NL: That's what I say, it's never too late to make a new start.
NL: Agreed, but one think.
NL:yeah what is it?
NL: i still got this liter of vodka that i haven't even opened yet. it would a shame to let it go to waste. do you want to finish it.
NL:well.....what the f, don't mind if i do. One last time of binge drinking won't kill me.
NL: That's what i've been telling my family for years. Sweet....i hope you have something here to mix it with.....
And so Ninja Lesbian and Ninja Lesbain went on to become beyond completely blitzed and did not accomplish anything that weekend nor did they modify their excessive drinking habit.
look ma, i'm a pervert