i got hit on by a guy with 2 teeth

[Arienette]

so i was standing outside earlier today, waiting for my friend. this guy comes by and says "hello, sweetheart". i just smiled and tried to ignore him, but he comes over to me. he asks "do you have a dollar?" and i said that i didnt have it (which was true). then he asks "do you have a cigarette?" and i also said no, because i dont smoke. then he gets right up in my face and asks "do you have a man?" and flashes me this ridiculous smile. i couldnt help myself, and i started laughing. unfortunatly, he took that as encouragement. but then i told him that i wasnt interested, and he leans up real close and tells me that i have "them beautiful eyes". i thanked him and he left. of course he came back a minute later and wouldnt leave until i told him my name. i should really stop getting to places early...



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[Yerdaddy]

brag brag brag

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[Christy]

Oh man ... I can beat that! Some mentally retarded guy was hitting on me so badly on the train ride to the city! He was like rain man too ... always repeating himself.

I wanted to take my bag and beat the crap out of him ... but then my sweet image would be tarnish! ;-)

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Sorry Christy, didn't mean to scare you.

Sorry Christy, didn't mean to scare you.

Sorry Christy, didn't mean to scare you.

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[Captain Rooster]

That guy sounds like he must watch "The Ladies Man."

I gues you cold say he had "All the Right Moves."


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This message was edited by LTRooster on 5-18-02 @ 10:06 AM

[AppleBoy]

Excuse me, Arienette. I have three teeth. Some math genius you are. :) I don't smoke either but the cigarette thing is an easy ice breaker.

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[DarkHippie]

hmmm . . . i gotta try that line sometime ;)


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[Aggie]

watch "The Ladies Man."
No, they need Undercover Brother!

Ari-Don't you hate that. I feel bad enough when I can't spare a dollar, but when they hit on you? Yeah, I think you should stop getting places early. Use the buddy system! :)

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[ag]

I don't smoke either but the cigarette thing is an easy ice breaker.
Defanlty have to use that line one day!

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[Gvac]

i got hit on by a guy with 2 teeth
Was it Matty Fridays? :)



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[sexy bastard]

lol gvac
hmm by the way that title is so shiny....wonder how it would look if i had that title.......lol ahhh to long of a title for me
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[JustinR]

man the whole state of NJ is fucked up! :)

a guy with two teeth? what does he do? tip the cows by the Parmalat plant across the street??



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[The mighty Thor]

You'd think he had enough money to buy cigarettes with all the money he saves on toothpaste. <P> <P>


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[Ninja Lesbian]

Personally, i would have ask for the sex first and tried the dollar/cigarette angle. Because if ask for a dollar first and you get it, you'd come off arrogant by follow up with the sexually innuendos. On the flip side, ask for sex first and get nowhere, then asking for a dollar would seem like a reasonable request in perspective. Remember what i've taught you here today kids and happy panhandling

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[JerseyRich]

Personally my best line is...
Wow! Nice knockers! Can I have a suckle?

You'd be surprised how many times its worked.

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[Gwen]

Wow! Nice knockers! Can I have a suckle?


Rich, you're my freakin hero! I'd sleep with any guy who was ballsy enough to approach me with that and when it comes to suckling the less teeth the better.

Ari- Im sorry to hear about your woes. Its better than being pinned to the wall by an old man with alzheimers in a wheelchair who asks "Can I touch you and love you?". Needless to say I never went to a nursing home again...

Gvac: you're the saviour of this messageboard.

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[Lisa Croft]

My favorite is when I get hit on by a thug. "Wuss poppin', ma? So, I'm sayin', I could take you out?" No, no you can't.

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[sexy bastard]

i usually dont have that problem women just come to me......yeah right

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[Gvac]

Gwenny, you're the best...thanks a lot.

And may I just say, Wow! Nice knoc...ahhh, forget it.



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[EQ]

Yes, Ari...THAT was my ex-boyfriend..

The great news is that it sounds like he had some major dental work done! Those two, SWEET Pearly Whites...

He was such a mess when I dated him....DO TELL! So, WHEN did you tongue him? Are you in love, as I once was?

( ... If you could get past the breath, he was such a great kisser ... ) **Heavy sigh**



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[Arienette]

Those two, SWEET Pearly Whites...ummm... who said they were... they were neither pearly nor white
So, WHEN did you tongue him? quinn, baby you know me. when DIDN'T i tongue him? i just hope you're ok with all this... you know you'rewelcome to join us anytime you like


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[brodieman]

nice! you got hit on my toothless joe, did he name his tooth 'Chopper' and open soda cans with it?

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[ADF]

Maybe it was that some homeless guy at the BANOF2 who was carrying those travel brochures. All that pacing around made me nervous, plus the stench that emanated from his off-kilter sweatpants and unwashed body didn't make me too comfortable, either. Didn't get a chance to look at his choppers, though.

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