The Staff Room

[ADF]

I clicked on "The Staff Room" and I managed to get in due to some sort of computer glitch! It's great in there. They have a slushie machine where you can make coca-cola slushies, cherry slushies, and cherry-coke slushies. They have 426 varieties of beer on tap, ice cold. Leather furniture, brass railings, velvet paintings of dogs playing poker.. the whole works. One day I hope to become a moderator so that I can go in there all the time and smoke Cuban cigars, just like PanterA was doing over in the Tiki Lounge area.

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[PanterA]

Thursday nights is stripper night, we've got 2 pole installed last week, thanks Gvac!

Also it's never a pretty site...Rooster like to sleep naked, and well he sleep walks.

Now Gwen is always a pain. She keeps yelling at us when we don't put the seat down. I'M SORRY geez!

Pooter....well he's always goes in the bathroom stall with a paper bag. crinkle crinkle

Saturday nights is jazz night. Only the best of the best jazz players ever play our room. We often invite our model friends to come party. We have Tom Cruise behind the bar, throwing bottles around like the silly fuck he is. That's one great martini Tommy babe.

good times...good times.

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig4I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[Ninja Lesbian]

I also thought it would be like the mansion in "Eye's wide shut" Remember Al Dukes Fan, when they ask for the room password you tell them "fidelio", however if they ask for the thread password, IT A TRAP, THERE IS NO STRING PASSWORD. I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into, you're in way over your head.

Some message board rooms are better left unopened.


look ma, i'm a pervert

[Zipgun]

I hear it smells like tinkle.

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[JustJon]

Good news, our moderator smoking jackets just came in!

Of course, PanterA grows 3 different grades of herb in the greenhouse.

Not only has Dan been working on his writings, he's been directing plays for us. Starring some of the world's most famous female porn stars.

And then there's Sunndoggy's bookshelf. He can't get enough of that Harry Potter, Dinotopia and other exciting children's books...

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