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Pootertoot
05-17-2001, 09:05 AM
Not exactly "News for the Bored" but certainly noteworthy

You girls have all the luck:

<A HREF="http://www.howard.co.kr/household/purity/showerrod.htm">Vagina Washing Rods</A>

Here it is in all its glory.

<img src=http://www.howard.co.kr/household/purity/aa6.jpg>

Combines Shower Massager masturbation with dildos! Where could you go wrong?

Probably when you find out what high-pressure water against your cervix feels like.

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erinmoran
05-18-2001, 01:57 PM
i bet every baby owns one or two of these..*tee hee*...and maybe scott baio

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Gwen
05-18-2001, 02:04 PM
Ok i actually just went to that website and it says that its antibiotic, but you need some certain types of germs in there to keep ou thte bad germs. Ill just stick to my shower head. It looks much less threatening. That thing just looks like a douche sprinkler =(

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This message was edited by Gwen on 5-18-01 @ 6:07 PM

Gwen
05-18-2001, 02:04 PM
Ok i actually just went to that website and it says that its antibiotic, but you need some certain types of germs in there to keep ou thte bad germs. Ill just stick to my shower head. It looks much less threatening. That thing just looks like a douche sprinkler =(

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Pootertoot
05-18-2001, 02:24 PM
Well, yes, it may wash out the beneficial bacteria, leaving you prone to infections and all other sorts of fun things..but think of the other benefits of blasting your reproductive system with pressurized water:

"::spray spray splat:: Look! My ovaries! Won't have to deal with those pains in the ass anymore! ::plunk plunk:: Those legos I stuck there as a kid! ::splat:: A fetus! Thought I'd need a hanger and a flowbee to take care of that."

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girl germs
05-18-2001, 03:54 PM
<i>"Can she become a beautiful and clean woman only because
she makes up the outer body only? The essence of a beautiful woman is cleanliness. From now on, becone a clean and beautiful woman by purity"</i>

what a bunch of elephant turd.



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Pootertoot
05-18-2001, 04:14 PM
You know, these would probably be pretty fun if used as a sprinkler.

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EffMeBoobs
05-19-2001, 01:38 PM
Nothing beats a detachable shower head on massage speed. Ahhhh the feel of it while cleansing myself at the same time. Hmmm Poo you gave me an idea...I'm going to get the sprinkler off my lawn now and utilize it in the shower.

Piddlers and BJQs do it better....

Pootertoot
05-19-2001, 02:30 PM
Pootertoot: Improving Masturbatory Practices Since 1871.

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EffMeBoobs
05-19-2001, 03:28 PM
You fuckin old geezer.

Piddlers and BJQs do it better....

EffMeBoobs
08-09-2001, 04:38 PM
Since I'm in the
mood.....gotta bring this
back to the top..


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Pootertoot
08-09-2001, 04:54 PM
Three months later, I still would like some pressure-washed vagina. Peel off a few layers.

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EffMeBoobs
08-09-2001, 05:35 PM
You could make a killing on
E-Bay with those droopy
layers of vagina. Share the
profit whore!


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Heavy
08-09-2002, 07:38 PM
Best thread ever. I vote for 5 stars

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here