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The Blowhard
05-15-2002, 09:12 PM
http://www.trainupachild.com/

Be warned: there is NO kung fu grip!

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Orallo
05-15-2002, 09:13 PM
You have got to be shitting me!!!

this can NOT be for real, and if it is, the people making and selling them should be shot between the eyes with a big phat glock 36.

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cheezeemee
05-15-2002, 09:19 PM
I think they look cool. Black Jesus looks like Rob Zombie! He really does.

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Yerdaddy
05-15-2002, 09:21 PM
The black Jesus is going to be ALL OVER Barbie!

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The Blowhard
05-15-2002, 09:36 PM
What? No Anti-Christ Doll?

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Halfpops
05-16-2002, 03:07 AM
Now just what would an Al Dukes action figure look like?


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synthfiend
05-16-2002, 04:15 AM
the people making and selling them should be shot between the eyes with a big phat glock 36.


Why?

Justice, like Lightning should ever appear...to some men hope..to other men FEAR.
windowlck
05-16-2002, 04:46 AM
Well I'm holding out till the Todd McFarlane Series comes out

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EQ
05-16-2002, 05:41 AM
I still have my 'Mary Magdelene' Action Figure.

She looks a little like Cher.




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DarkHippie
05-16-2002, 05:55 AM
in all seriousness, i like the idea, but it pisses me off that they have black and white versions, but both of those are fallacies.

the characters from the bible should be Semetic (jews, arabs, etc.), but no one wants to admit that.

at least the black versions are kinda close

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furie
05-16-2002, 06:03 AM
i WAS HOPING TO See Lucifer and the whore of Babylon figures


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A.J.
05-16-2002, 06:04 AM
the characters from the bible should be Semetic (jews, arabs, etc.), but no one wants to admit that.


I do! I always hated that debate "Is Jesus white or black?" Being Jewish, it would stand to reason he would have semetic features.

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The Blowhard
05-16-2002, 06:48 AM
http://www.templeofblackjesus.com/unsaved.htm

Uh..Jesus was black. I think.

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EQ
05-16-2002, 07:02 AM
I loved the scene at the end of 'Waiting for Guffman' when Corky shows off his show biz memorabilia...

"Here are my 'My Dinner with Andre' Action Figures.."



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DarkHippie
05-16-2002, 07:08 AM
Uh..Jesus was black. I thinkNot if he was a jew from bethlehem (the only black jews were the lost tribe, which migrated to ethiopia, and is still under debate in some circles although they are officially recognized by Israel). If i remember correctedly (and i do), Jesus was from the tribe of Levi, so he was Semetic, not ethiopian

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Aggie
05-16-2002, 07:12 AM
What about scenery for them...I'd by the town of Sodom & Gamora, I bet that would be a fun place....

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Yerdaddy
05-16-2002, 01:18 PM
What about scenery for them...I'd by the town of Sodom & Gamora, I bet that would be a fun place....
I want Noah's Action Ark, with the Drowining Dinosaurs sold separately.

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Lisa Croft
05-16-2002, 01:30 PM
Mommy! Mommy! I want a Battle Armor Job doll for Christmas!

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Michael Fury
05-16-2002, 01:37 PM
GI Jesus. At least they spared him a mullet.
Death Metal Moe
05-16-2002, 01:50 PM
CHRIST! Now I can buy Jesus, and put him under my tires, and run him over!

But seriously, they need to sell a few Roman Guards, a little cross, and a tiny hammer and nails to get my favorite scene in the bible going!

HAHAHAHA!!

And I hope those leaves are removable on the Adam and Eve figures.

Also, Job looks like a zombie from Resident Evil or something.

BUt like 70 bucks for the set? MAN! Christ is expensive.


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