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Captain Rooster

05-15-2002, 05:49 PM

Do you know people that own a dog that sniffs your crotch? The people always say, "Oh, he likes you" or "He smells your dog." Great, I have a rottweiler's nose snorting my balls through my jeans because that's how he says hi.

My dog never has that subtle way of greeting guests to my home. He mounts, clamps his front paws around the nearest, stiffest leg, unsheathes his little pink pecker, and starts humping like a rabbit on crack.

Does anybody have a dog that will F somebody's leg at the most inopportune times?

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Yerdaddy

05-15-2002, 05:55 PM

Rooster, you need anyone to watch him when you're out of town? Hudla! Hudla!

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Captain Rooster

05-15-2002, 06:07 PM

Yerdaddy, sure you can. If you get the chance, shower with him too, it's a mind scrambler;)

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Gvac

05-15-2002, 06:11 PM

That damn dog of yours has stolen my patented greeting.

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

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Captain Rooster

05-15-2002, 06:12 PM

Gvac, the difference is, you try and do something with your mouth while you are humping the leg. What an awkward site. *shutters

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Lulu

05-15-2002, 06:23 PM

my aunt's dog humps, my dog just has really bad gas.

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Yerdaddy

05-15-2002, 06:29 PM

Lulu, you need anyone to watch him when you're out of town? Hudla! Hudla!

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Christy

05-15-2002, 06:30 PM

I am never coming to your house! :-)

Bring him to the fights. Have him hump Al's leg, and see if Al "squirts"!

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BoxerAF

05-15-2002, 06:33 PM

yes my first dog Tara, apparently it's a dominace thing would hump anyone in the house. And i'm not weirded out, i wish i could hump more houseguests.

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Yerdaddy

05-15-2002, 06:53 PM

I think this thread has the potential to make the most popular thread list.

Bring him to the fights. Have him hump Al's leg, and see if Al "squirts"!
Nice!

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Captain Rooster

05-15-2002, 07:07 PM

He also tries to inpregnate my couch when he is really horny. It's really bad when he manages to get his thingy between the two cushions;)

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Yerdaddy

05-15-2002, 07:12 PM

It's really bad when he manages to get his thingy between the two cushions
Oh my god! This feels great! Thanks fo the tip brother.

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Orallo

05-15-2002, 08:05 PM

I'm sorry, but if I go to someones house and their dog start humping my legs, the dog gets kicked square on the balls...

WTF???

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cheezeemee

05-15-2002, 08:15 PM

My Dog Loves To Hump People

Me too
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Poison Ivy

05-15-2002, 09:46 PM

He learned it by watching you, ,didn't he? ;) 

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sexy bastard

05-15-2002, 10:55 PM

next thing you knwo the dog will learn penetration

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Captain Rooster

05-16-2002, 01:14 PM

UPDATE:
I just came home early from work and found the mailman 69'n my poor little pup. I guess they made up;)

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Death Metal Moe

05-16-2002, 02:00 PM

I hope you named your dog Tyson. Did he ever try to nibble on your ear?

DOG HUMPING REIGNS..

NO!!!!!!!!
I mean

EVIL REIGNS!!!!!!!!!!!

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ADF

05-16-2002, 10:01 PM

What a coincidence, I love to hump people, too!

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