Ever Strapped a Sausage To Your Leg With Duct Tape?

[Captain Rooster]

Seriously. My best friend's mother is a nurse. She told me that this Vinny t-shirt was brought into the hospital with a broken femur. When the nurses tried to cut his MC Hammer workout pants off to check the break, the guy went ballistic! When they finally strapped him down and cut off the pants, HE HAD A SAUSAGE STRAPPED TO HIS THIGH!

I guess he wanted to grind it against the ladies while on the dance floor. What a helpless romantic;)


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, tube steak.

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But there's a full moon risin'
Let's go dancin' in the light
We know where the music's playin'
Let's go out and feel the night.

[zathrus]

would that be a progression or regression from sticking a sock down your pants?

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[McNabbShouldDie]

Sausage rules

Exodus 22:19
Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal must be put to death.

[chefpitt]

He could of easily said it was a snack for later and he wanted to keep it warm.....

[JerseyRich]

Rooster...I am still waiting for the part of the story that's funny or weird...

I see nothing wrong with the ol' sausage trick...Try it!

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[DarkHippie]

so rooster, how long did it take your leg to heal?

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[Captain Rooster]

The truth is, I'm Irish, so I just use some masking tape and stap a baby carrot down there.

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[Gvac]

And sell myself short? Never!



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[JustJon]

someone has seen Meatballs 3 one too many times...

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[Captain Rooster]

someone has seen Meatballs 3 one too many times...


uuhh.......WHAT?

Next

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[Lulu]

great, now i'm starving...

but thats way to funny.

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[Christy]

I am so turned on right now! LOL ;-)

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[BoxerAF]

The truth is, I'm Irish, so I just use some masking tape and stap a baby carrot down there.

All potatoes no meat huh, yeah im irish too I understand. s'ok we gots the potatoes.


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[Arienette]

i hear a cucumber wrapped in tin foil works pretty well... you boys might want to check that out

just watch our for those pesky metal detectors

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This message was edited by Arienette on 5-16-02 @ 1:21 PM

[Aggie]

The truth is, I'm Irish, so I just use some masking tape and stap a baby carrot down there.

That shit was funny! What do male dancers do? I heard they fill condoms up with something and attach it so there's look big...i could be wrong though?

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Mmmm, I'm in need of some good Jamaican lovin'!!!

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