Childhood Fights: Ever Battle A Retard? [Archive]

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The Blowhard

05-13-2002, 02:46 PM

There was a retarded kid in my school who would throw things at people as they walked by. Snow, ice, rocks, shit, whatever he picked up, he threw at random strangers. One day he flung a rock at my head and almost hit me. I chased him down the block and he slipped in dog poop and I stomped him. I was only about 9 or 10, but I should have known better. I got called into the Principal's office and they called my parents. The retard just giggled, and continued to throw things at people. Life is not fair.

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BrandonKattel

05-13-2002, 03:17 PM

nope, never smashed a re re.
Had plenty of schoolyard fights tho

JerseyRich

05-13-2002, 03:25 PM

I fought my older brother all the time...
I am quite sure that he is lacking in mental ablility now.

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The Blowhard

05-14-2002, 11:25 AM

I felt a tremendous amount of guilt after my "retard stomping", but looking back, I feel the doorstop deserved it.

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Captain Rooster

05-14-2002, 12:53 PM

Do you realize what you could have done?

You are lucky he didn't recover and destroy the city with his super strength.

Didn't you read Of Mice and Men?

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Ryan the Great

05-14-2002, 09:16 PM

Didn't you read Of Mice and Men?

so your saying we should shoot the retards?

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The Blowhard

05-14-2002, 09:34 PM

The retards shall inherit the Earth.

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cheezeemee

05-14-2002, 09:42 PM

I danced with one in 7th grade. They can't dance!

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The Blowhard

09-21-2002, 09:50 PM

I remember seeing a retard putting his fist through a car windshield. He was a bloody mess, he just laughed.

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pinkyfloyd

09-21-2002, 09:56 PM

When I was about 9 years old, there was this girl at my bus stop who was a little slow. My best friend and I picked on her quite a bit, which was a cowardly thing to do, since the girl was also a year or two younger than us. One day, on the bus ride home, my friend spit on the girl's hair, while I pulled her hair. When we got off the bus, the girl told her brother what happened, and my friend and I had to run home from the bus stop. In school the next day, we got called into the principal's office. It was the first and only time I was ever screamed at, (and I mean SCREAMED at), by the principal. I cried so hard that, I guess, the principal took pity on me, and he didn't call my mother. She never found out about it, but about 6 months after this incident I ran into the girl while I was shopping with my mother at Kmart. We passed each other and neither one of us said anything. I nearly had a heart attack when I saw her, I was so afraid my mother would find out. To this day, I feel extremely guilty about what I did. To pick on someone who has a disability that they cannot control is maybe the worst thing you could ever do to someone.

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cozmokramer

09-21-2002, 09:58 PM

So are you trying to say that they are indestructable? My friends once got hit in the eye with an apple pie at school by a retard. This is back when they breeded the retards witht the normal kids. I also know another person that was beat up by a retard swinging fists in the locker room in 8th grade. He didn't hit it back though because he didn't think it was right.

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Ralphy Ramone

09-22-2002, 01:36 PM

Never beat one up but we used to get this guy to jump into a sticker bush on command.Funny stuff.

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The Blowhard

03-27-2003, 08:42 PM

Never feed them dog poop. It's a felony.

shamus mcfitzy

03-27-2003, 08:53 PM

Never feed them dog poop. It's a felony.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh God, I thought I hated you Heckler, but that was truly great. After that I'm just quite indifferent to you.

The Blowhard

03-27-2003, 09:21 PM

Hate me? Everybody loves Heckler! Nevermind that political stuff, this is the internet, it's not real.
As for the retards, try buying one a hooker and watch him smile!

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fluffernutter

03-27-2003, 09:35 PM

Hate you? NO! I don't hate anyone. I just can't figure out if I want to slap you sometimes or hug you others. I'll go with the hugs tonight casue you have shown love for Mr. Carvel and The Dead Boys.

Come to think of it, when you were younger, did you ever ask the retard girl to see her tits? We would always get flashed at the pool by the one who was there. She would make a strange grunt and then unsheath the cans.

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furie

03-28-2003, 06:47 AM

I fought a kid who was slow. He lacked the strenght of a retard. It's was a cheap victory, but i needed an ego boost at the time.

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Meatball

03-28-2003, 08:54 AM

its a funny coincidence - when i was little i remember throwing things at kids ..all sorts of things and i thought it was the funniest thing. One day i threw a rock at some kids head, nearly hitting him - he chased me down and when i slipped in dog poopie he stomped my asss..its was sooo funnnnyyyy.

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high fly

03-28-2003, 11:18 AM

Nope, never fought a retarded person. Quite the opposite, I kept bullies off of them and the little kids as well.

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Bama

03-28-2003, 11:05 PM

We use to give a retarded kid in our high school quarters for singing songs. Like our own special jukebox. It was awesome. If anyone messed with him it was their ass.

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TheGameHHH

03-28-2003, 11:15 PM

I beat up retards all the time.

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