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AngelAmy

05-13-2002, 05:42 AM

i know not everyone believes in God, but everytime i hear this in church it always touches me
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One night I dreamed I was walking
Along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints.
Other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that
During the low periods of my life when I was
Suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints,
So I said to the Lord, "You promised me,
Lord, that if I followed You,
You would walk with me always.
But I noticed that during the most trying periods
Of my life there have only been
One set of prints in the sand.
Why, When I have needed You most,
You have not been there for me?"
The Lord replied,
"The times when you have seen only one set of footprints
Is when I carried you."

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sexy bastard

05-13-2002, 05:52 AM

it is inspirational, even for those of us who are not so religious...well at least i can speak for myself

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DarkHippie

05-13-2002, 06:00 AM

he never carried tyson

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TheMojoPin

05-13-2002, 07:59 AM

Cut the shit, Jesus, those are TOTALLY my footprints...

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brodieman

05-13-2002, 08:04 AM

someone was listening to best of O and A this weekend :P

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Zipgun

05-13-2002, 08:28 AM

The times when you have seen only one set of footprints...

That's when you got drunk and passed out...so I left.

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ROMEO

05-14-2002, 11:32 AM

Amy thats always been my fav. heres another one that hangs on my fridge in my shop.

People are often unreasonable,illogical,and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of shelfish,ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.

If you are succesful,you will win some false friends and some ture enemies:
Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank,people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building,someone could destroy overnite;
Build anyway

If you find serenity and happiness,they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.

The good you do today,people often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have,and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.

You see,in the final analysis,it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.

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This message was edited by ROMEO on 5-14-02 @ 3:54 PM

Pootertoot

05-14-2002, 12:01 PM

Jesus Loves The Little Children...Whether They Like It Or Not...

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BrandonKattel

05-14-2002, 01:06 PM

you sure its not a priest with roaming hands

DarkHippie

05-14-2002, 01:55 PM

jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes

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now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

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Tall_James

05-14-2002, 07:25 PM

Besides, if the footprints in the sand were Jesus', they would have holes in them.

It's the same reason why he can't eat M&Ms.

Please save a shady spot in Hell for me.

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Christy

05-14-2002, 08:26 PM

Amy thats always been my fav. heres another one that hangs on my fridge in my shop.

Awwww ... you are a true Romeo! ;-)

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Reephdweller

04-16-2004, 07:56 AM

I was thinking about this at work today when someone brought up the "footprints in the sand" thinger.

One night I dreamed I was walking
Along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints.
Other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that
During the low periods of my life when I was
Suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints,
So I said to the Lord, "You promised me,
Lord, that if I followed You,
You would walk with me always.
But I noticed that during the most trying periods
Of my life there have only been
One set of prints in the sand.
Why, When I have needed You most,
You have not been there for me?"
The Lord replied,
"The times when you have seen only one set of footprints
Is when I carried you."

I've always been moved by this.

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04-16-2004, 08:07 AM

that little poem was posted on the wall of every class room I was in, 1-12. loses it's impact after a while.

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Furtherman

04-16-2004, 08:32 AM

This is what made the footprints:

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Wormwood

04-16-2004, 09:14 AM

[quote]This is what made the footprints:

http://www.illlogic.net/images/DarwinFishLicensePlate.jpg

a license plate?

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TheMojoPin

04-16-2004, 09:22 AM

It doesn't look like The Onion has it archived online anymore, but I remember they had a great point/counterpoint editorial session, where the first one was Jesus with, "And then I carried you when you needed me," while the second one was just some random dude with, "Fuck you, Jesus, those are totally MY footprints."

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Mike Teacher

04-16-2004, 11:23 AM

Small a file as I could get; damn Serif fonts:

Hope it's readable.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

04-16-2004, 11:36 AM

"The times when you have seen only one set of footprints was when..."

you were drunk and passed out so I just left you there.

EDIT: Rats! skidmark beat me to it!

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Zipgun

04-16-2004, 01:37 PM

EDIT: Rats! skidmark beat me to it!

And it was juuusssst by a hair under two years.

That WAS close!

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TheMojoPin

04-16-2004, 10:53 PM

Way to go, Mizzle!

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A.J.

04-17-2004, 06:03 AM

This is what made the footprints:

http://www.illlogic.net/images/DarwinFishLicensePlate.jpg

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Ahhhhhhhh! Walking fish!

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Mike Teacher

04-17-2004, 06:22 AM

FISH DONT WALK and JESUS IS ALIVE

This bumper sticker greeted me as I sat at a Drive-Thru one time. It had a picture of that darwin fish upside down with and X where the eyes were; indicating death.

I didn't feel it was the right time to discuss Devonian lob-finned fish and others that do indeed walk, or ask for evidence of Jesus being alive. I just wanted my Big Mac.

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DJEvelEd

04-17-2004, 06:22 AM

If that sand was the Jersey Shore, there would be syringes, condoms, used tampons, broken bottles, and F‘cesT everywhere.

It must have been Fire Island.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

04-17-2004, 06:27 AM

And it was juuusssst by a hair under two years.

That WAS close!

Knock, knock...

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DJEvelEd

04-17-2004, 06:43 AM

Knock, knock...

Knock Knock.......

Knock, knock...

Knock Knock!!!!!

KNOCK, KNOCK!!!

Ok YOU start......

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

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AppleBoy

04-17-2004, 09:47 AM

Someone's knockin' at the door. Somebody's ringing the bell. Do me a favor, open the door. And let 'em in.

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04-17-2004, 11:00 AM

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its just to easy

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Katylina

04-17-2004, 11:13 AM

Knock, knock...

Knock Knock.......

Knock, knock...

Knock Knock!!!!!

KNOCK, KNOCK!!!

Ok YOU start......

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

HEY-- that's my thing!

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04-18-2004, 12:00 AM

DMX's version of this poem was pretty cool

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DJEvelEd

04-18-2004, 04:04 AM

HEY-- that's my thing!

A sweet thing too. Can we put our things together? I'll put my thing inside your thing and then I'll have shit all over my thing and your thing will be all red and sore and dripping with my thing juice.

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