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Captain Rooster
05-11-2002, 04:50 PM
what would you have?

Just say the Nazi's had your parents, dog, or other important part of your life hostage. If the Nazi leader grabbed you and said, with that sassy German accent that they all have in those WWII movies, "Vee haff yure parents....vitch tattoo shall you chooz?"

What tattoo would you choose?

For example:
Heckler would probably have - "Loves Cheese"



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gameguy
05-11-2002, 05:10 PM
bar code

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Ryan the Great
05-11-2002, 05:24 PM
"insert brain here"

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jamesdiggy
05-11-2002, 05:38 PM
Prototype

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EQ
05-11-2002, 07:14 PM
Eef Nazis haf cahptoored mee? YIKES.

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Yerdaddy
05-11-2002, 07:22 PM
(nice name tag or whatever it's called, Rooster)

mine would say:

the fuck you lookin at?

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cheezeemee
05-11-2002, 07:25 PM
JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and on the back.......
SSAKCAJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and on my johnson...
RAMROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Michael Fury
05-11-2002, 08:20 PM
"I love Hanson"
ChrisTheCop
05-11-2002, 10:13 PM
on the front: SWEEEET on the back: DUUUDE

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Arienette
05-11-2002, 10:25 PM
wants to be your dog

arienette for prom king!
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Lulu
05-11-2002, 10:32 PM
"i'm such a fucking tool"

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tdk555toksik
05-11-2002, 10:52 PM
aloha
but, the "o" would consist of a bent over monkeys corn hole

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windowlck
05-11-2002, 10:59 PM
"The Nazis have my Parents & Dog, So i got this Tattoo"......Too much?

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Jobberific
05-11-2002, 11:15 PM
Mine would ay "This guy passed out last night and we wrote on his forehead"

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JerseyRich
05-12-2002, 09:06 AM
SLAVE

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LovesDemFeet
05-12-2002, 09:11 AM
Lick my toes

mmmm...feet
PanterA
05-12-2002, 09:13 AM
I would have a tattoo of a band aid.

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IrishDietSodaBread
05-12-2002, 09:17 AM
SNATCH MAGNET

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Yerdaddy
05-12-2002, 10:45 AM
Guess your weight - $1.
Sit Here

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BrandonKattel
05-12-2002, 11:26 AM
Your Ad Here

or I could just let them show movies on it instead
Yerdaddy
05-12-2002, 11:30 AM
windowlck - I think you want to go with "Nazis got my parents and all I got was this stupid tattoo"

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EffMeBoobs
05-12-2002, 04:19 PM
OPEN LEGS AND LICK

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Crazy Kid In Shorts
05-12-2002, 06:40 PM
If I had to get a tattoo on my forehead because the nazi's had my dog my forehead tattoo would read something like this...

"Stop looking at my forehead tattoo"


This message was edited by PanterA on 5-13-02 @ 12:40 AM
gone
05-12-2002, 06:54 PM
something along the lines of FTW...

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Pootertoot
05-12-2002, 08:38 PM
"This Is My Smaller Head"

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PanterA
05-12-2002, 08:41 PM
"Nazi's had my parents and all I got was this stupid tattoo"

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A.J.
05-12-2002, 08:48 PM
"Thug Life"

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AngelAmy
05-13-2002, 04:16 AM
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Sheeplovr
05-13-2002, 09:23 AM
What tattoo would you choose


Why woudl they let you choose
I love Hanson"



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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
05-13-2002, 10:00 AM
An arrow and underneath it says, "I'm with stupid."

or

"Ask me about my grandkids."

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Captain Rooster
05-13-2002, 01:39 PM
"Don't ask"

"Yes, it's real!"

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nickeye
05-13-2002, 04:06 PM
"Raindrops keep falling"

or

"You were always"
Zipgun
05-13-2002, 05:17 PM
BTSOOM

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Gaia
05-13-2002, 05:33 PM
You know what? I would have the tattoo a huge dick on my forehead, because I always feel that when I say something, everyone looks at me like I have a dick on my forehead. I fucking hate that look!!!

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ADF
05-13-2002, 05:37 PM
Mine would say "ZAP." It's the catchphrase that's sweeping the nation.

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Pootertoot
05-13-2002, 08:28 PM
Father Bob Came Here

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Tall_James
05-14-2002, 07:15 PM
"If you can read this...you're way too fucking close"

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Zipgun
05-14-2002, 08:18 PM
"If you can read this...the bitch fell off"

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DroopyGirl
05-15-2002, 08:25 AM
"insert bullet here"

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Dr. Klahn
05-15-2002, 08:42 AM
How about a flesh colored tattoo of a forehead.
If I can't get that how about "MMMMMMM Beer"
Or "That don't make you a bad person."

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Kewlkat
05-15-2002, 09:49 AM
Either Bytch or RF was here.

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