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Captain Rooster
05-11-2002, 04:23 PM
as hard as you can, at any movie star, rocker, rapper, politician, etc., who would you peg!?

I have always wanted to untie my Doc Martins a peg Tom Cruise in the back of the head as he ran in fear.

I wouldn't mind whippin' a chick's stiletto pump at Barbara Walters.

Who would you play "Dodge Shoe" with?


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Arienette
05-11-2002, 04:32 PM
a pair of cleats right in the face of one courtney love. and just in case she ducks, i'd like it if oprah were standing right behind her.

arienette for prom king!
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Fallon
05-11-2002, 05:38 PM
The host of the daily afternoon Weakest Link.

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A.J.
05-11-2002, 05:48 PM
Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Streisand top my list.

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EQ
05-11-2002, 07:02 PM
A really nice Jimmy Choo heel right at Sarah Jessica
Parker's backside.

Not because I really care about her one way or
another...

It would just be hysterical watching her crawl
around looking for the the other shoe!


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cheezeemee
05-11-2002, 07:10 PM
The METS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yerdaddy
05-11-2002, 07:28 PM
Geraldo Rivera, if I thought he wouldn't cash in on the video.

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BrandonKattel
05-12-2002, 11:58 AM
chuck the old steel toes at whoopie goldburg and barbara streisand , one each i guess
Gwen
05-12-2002, 02:30 PM
Andy Dick, and he'd create a domino effect falling into Tom Green, Pauly Shore and Gilbert Godfried.

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Pootertoot
05-12-2002, 08:47 PM
The entire cast of Friends, with the exception of Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox, who would be so frightened and impressed with my shoe throwing prowess that they'd be magnetically attracted to my weiner.

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nellie
05-13-2002, 05:35 AM
The METS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RUDE AND RUDE!

i'd throw my steel-toed boot at the yankees :)
DarkHippie
05-13-2002, 06:23 AM
can i just strangle courtney love with the laces?

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Anakin Skywalker
05-13-2002, 06:36 AM
I toss my wolverine's at those bungwipes at the world wildlife foundation for crying over the rights to WWF.

Don't they get it, theyre an organization and have to use a .org for there website and not a .com.

I wollop Vince for giving in too.

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Sheeplovr
05-13-2002, 09:29 AM
The old lady form fried green tomatoes NOW in here box oll jsut jam it right in and make a gooey puddle

maby not

maby one of the babies on 7th heven or even beter ruthy from 7th heaven just cause i think she smells like cat pee she jsut looks dirty and she must be washed with the wrath of my size 14 klogs

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