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IrishDietSodaBread
05-11-2002, 03:48 PM
strawberries, and a free weeks stay at a tropical island?

I just wanna know.

By the way, his question is strictly for the ladies.

Let me know ladies ;)

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Arienette
05-11-2002, 04:02 PM
damn.. i had a dream like that the other night...

it was just me and idsb on a tropical island for a week. i think we won the trip from the show, so it was free. the day we got down there, a tropical storm hit. it was cool and windy and we couldn't even go out to the beach or anything. i was all upset that our vacation had been ruined until idsb whipped out...

the body oil, melted chocolate (well, it wasn't actually melteed yet, but...), and stawberries. idsb just looked at me and said softly "it's ok... just relax.". he layed me down on the bed and gave me the most magical massage. it was so amazing.. it didn't feel like a dream...

the whole week on the island was unbelievable... just imagine a montage of slippery body oils and melted chocolate drizzled on hard, toned abs, and a strong hand dangling a ripe, red strawberry over an open, waiting mouth...

i'm sorry, what was the question?

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IrishDietSodaBread
05-12-2002, 08:58 AM
Whew! Thanks Ari.

Next!

Ladies, there is plenty to go around. I have been on a steady diet of Stacker 2, Sweet Release, and Funky Cold Medina.

Let's do this!

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LovesDemFeet
05-12-2002, 09:55 AM
hmmm...not a clue...

;)

mmmm...feet

Poison Ivy
05-12-2002, 11:21 AM
Funky Cold Medina


Boy, you have lost your damn
mind. I oughtta smack you for
that :p

Hmmm I'd answer this post but I
don't kiss and tell ;)


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EffMeBoobs
05-12-2002, 04:31 PM
Well if I had a week with IDSB with just body oil, melted chocolate, and strawberries on a tropical island, I would do the following:

For 3 days straight I would rub every inch of his skin with body oil and then proceed to give him an all body massage. Then I would rub oil all over my body and rub my body against IDSB, it would be so slippery that we would have to go in the water just to rub off the oil and do other things....

The next 3 days I would drizzle melted chocolate all over his rock hard body, his fingers and toes and suck every one of them.

Then on the last day, I would pour melted chocolate over the strawberries and feed them one by one with my mouth to his mouth. Then we would go back in the water, wash off the chocolate and strawberry juice, and well do things to get other juices flowing.....

If only I were lucky enough to have ISDB to myself for even an hour. ;)

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IrishDietSodaBread
05-12-2002, 05:27 PM
Believe me, an IDSB, Arienette, Ivy, and Effme sandwich is quite a dish, but I do think a few more ladies could join us on our sexually charged tropical vacation. You see, the IDSB likes the ladies, and he like them in bunches!

I say we add a few condiments and flava to this little par-tay! I wanna work with some more ladies, and some Tabasco sauce. Oh, you question the fun that can be had with a super spicy stud and some sassy Tabasco sauce. I say try me ;) I say pour it on me, and lets play hide the tamale.


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Pootertoot
05-12-2002, 08:51 PM
Umm...duh?

Lure the young male islanders with the prospect of exotic food then use the "body oil" as lube and go to town on their unwilling holes?

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JustJon
05-15-2002, 06:41 PM
funny, all IDSB offerred me was an ether rag, and when I woke up, I was sore

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Christy
05-15-2002, 06:45 PM
"I don't know, I don't even know what I am doing here"

OA reference! :-)

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Arienette
05-16-2002, 08:58 AM
funny, all IDSB offerred me was an ether rag, and when I woke up, I was sore
i dont know why, but that really turned me on. i wonder if there's something wrong with me...

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JustJon
05-16-2002, 01:25 PM
i dont know why, but that really turned me on. i wonder if there's something wrong with me...
yeah, there is. you're out of ether.

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