I Hate Texas

[Tazz1376]

I have been stuck in this hell hole of a state for a week now, and I can say that I have never missed the tri-state area more. I spent four days in Houston with relatives that didn't give a shit whether I was there or not. If I spend 300 bucks to fly to your wedding, the least you could do was thank me for coming. But I did get to meet a board member there. Thanks Aggie :)

Dallas is a little better, but still annoying. Every building, intersection, and house looks exactly the same. The streets and parking lots are all made of concrete, so even when it is overcast, the glare is still blinding.

But I get to come home tomorrow, and that's all that matters. So to wrap it up, avoid this crappy state if you can. There is really nothing cool to see here, unless you are a Kennedy assasination buff.

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This message was edited by Tazz1376 on 5-11-02 @ 5:57 PM

[Captain Rooster]

Look for some bright points, maybe George Bush's daughters are home and you can go for a few drinks with them.

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[The Blowhard]

Bring back some guns. Thank you.

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"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

[synthfiend]

Dude, my girlfriend moved to Texas when her grandmother died. I'm supposed to visit her this summer. Are there any redeeming qualities at all for the state?

Justice, like Lightning should ever appear...to some men hope..to other men FEAR.

[Gvac]

Austin is the hottest site for music in the country right now, and there is a long history of incredibly diverse musical talents hailing from the Lone Star State.

It does take a while to get used to seeing all the dead dogs on the side of the road, though. If only they could air condition the entire state.


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[Lulu]

yuck! i lothe texas! its all hot and sunny. eww, i'm getting all sweaty just thinking about it.

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thankyou sooo much to Earth2Ron for making it and Gameguy for figuring it out.

FAQ princess! and YOU know it!

[CYYYFYYY]

Kill those COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!


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Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
My name is CYYYFYYY and I like Ping Pong

[brodieman]

"The stars at night, are big and bright, ::clap clap clap clap:: Deep in the heart of TEXAS!!!"

sorry, had to do it :)

He STINKS, and i don't like him!
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[The Blowhard]

If any chick wants to watch "King Of THe Hill", drink a few Lone Stars and eat some Tex-Mex, inquire within. Yee hah!
Guns and Willie and Waylon CD's are optional.

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"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

[ag]

Texas huh, god nothing like turning on every radio station and hearing a country song! AWFULL!Im with CyyyFyyy on this one Kill those damn Cowboys

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[JerseyRich]

Correction Ag...O&A are on in Texas!

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[ag]

well so be it, but Ill listen from 10 to 12 No way Im staying up till 2AM to hear the show

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In vino veritas

Official Mentor of cronicman

<marquee>There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man. </marquee>

[Yerdaddy]

Austin is cool, but the rest of the state is a turlit.

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[Michael Fury]

One of the first things schoolchildren in Texas learn is how to compose a simple declarative sentence without the word "shit" in it.

[ADF]

One of the first things schoolchildren in Texas learn is how to compose a simple declarative sentence without the word "shit" in it.


Are you shittin' me?

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Thanks to GameGuy for the sigpic!

[sexy bastard]

hey tazz just remember ...yu might have heard this down there
"all my exes live in texas......"

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[DarkHippie]

THERE'S NO BASEMENT IN THE ALAMO!!

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