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EffMeBoobs
05-16-2001, 04:12 PM
Some of my favorites are:
56' Ford Thunderbird
57' Chevy Belair
67' Ford Mustang GTA
69' Pontiac Firebird
69' Chevy Camaro RS
70' Chevy Chevelle SS
Share your favs people!
Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....
This message was edited by EffMeBoobs on 5-16-01 @ 8:16 PM
Pootertoot
05-16-2001, 04:23 PM
I have no great knowledge of cars, which I'm sure decreased the potential length my penis could have reached during puberty by an inch, but I had to come back for this one:
Lamborghini Countache 25th Anniversary Edition!
It's the car-equivalent of being so extravagant you hire a midget to gently dab your penis dry after each urination, then forcing that midget to kill himself for seeing your unmentionables, then hiring a new midget for the next time.
I dream of one day being that rich...and endless supply of piss-midgets...
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EffMeBoobs
05-16-2001, 04:58 PM
Poo what are you on tonight? Share!!
Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....
Pootertoot
05-16-2001, 07:03 PM
Nothing, which is the saddest part of it all.
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The Blowhard
05-16-2001, 08:25 PM
AMC Pacer.
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JustJon
05-16-2001, 08:43 PM
any one I can FMB in the backseat of
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EffMeBoobs
05-17-2001, 08:31 AM
oh myyy JJ...stop talking like that you tease.
[JJ's conscience]yes,YEESS continue[/JJ's conscience]
Where are my stars? ;(
Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....
My friend just bought his first car, a 1968 Pontiac Catalina, mint condition and used to be a garage car some old guy never used. 2000 bucks.
Bastard..
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JustJon
05-17-2001, 09:21 AM
I gave you four stars. You have to earn the fifth one. ;)
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1973 gremlin
joe poo rulz
'76 vette. Nothing's better
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girl germs
05-17-2001, 07:57 PM
if i ever decide to buy a car (although i feel that as long as i have two legs i'll do just fine with my bike) i think i'd get a volkswagen beetle. i'd paint it hot pink and deco-poche it with pictures of my cunt.
i'm sure it'd be the prettiest car in town.
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Pootertoot
05-17-2001, 07:59 PM
I wish I had a cunt. I'd write poetry about it, like "Jewell". Maybe Haiku.
"My lovely pink cunt
While so warm and delicous
looks like loose lunch meat."
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skullcrush
05-17-2001, 08:58 PM
76 impala
"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o
veganpunk
05-17-2001, 09:56 PM
1970 Boss 429 Mustang
1970 Ford Torino Cobra
1969 Plymouth GTX
TomPoo
05-18-2001, 04:15 AM
MODEL-T BABY!!!!!! Go Back to the old school
REEKING of AWESOMENESS
---Tom Poo
Pootertoot
05-18-2001, 08:47 AM
I wrote another Cunt Haiku.
"Estelle Getty's Cunt
Aged and Wise, Could Be Used
To Dry Beef Jerky."
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The Blowhard
05-18-2001, 09:19 AM
Germs, why do you feel the need to use the word "cunt" so often? Just curious.;)
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Pootertoot
05-18-2001, 09:43 AM
Probably because it's fun to say.
Cunt, cunt, cunt, Cunty Cuntington. Cuntalicious Cunt Cuntula.
Oh, and female empowerment issues.
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girl germs
05-18-2001, 03:20 PM
<i>"Germs, why do you feel the need to use the word "cunt" so often?"</i>
because all cunts are beautiful and i'm obsessed.
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erinmoran
05-18-2001, 03:43 PM
whatever happened to the cadillac cimmieron?
i thought girl germs was gonna have pics of her cunt on her car......all i see is is rotting roast beef.
"cuntingham"...what movie is that from....?....heh heh
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girl germs
05-18-2001, 04:00 PM
i'm working on it, erin. when i finish you'll be the first one to see my beautiful creation.
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HordeKing1
05-18-2001, 04:00 PM
Nothing beats a 1963 Mercury Montego. Looked like shit, drove like shit, terrible gas milage, but what a party you could have in the back seat! Ummmm, allegedly.
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Pootertoot
05-18-2001, 04:06 PM
I want to paint with menstrual blood.
Do the paintings get crusty after a while?
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girl germs
05-18-2001, 04:18 PM
pootertwat, i don't know. i always drink mine. tasty.
wasn't this thread about classic cars or something?
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Pootertoot
05-18-2001, 04:19 PM
Drink it? Don't the chunks get stuck in your teeth? Like pulpy OJ?
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SimonBarSinister
05-18-2001, 04:24 PM
germs are you lesbo
girl germs
05-18-2001, 04:41 PM
<i>"germs are you lesbo"</i>
yes yes yes! SimonBarSinister. one day i will track you down and i will pass my cooties onto you.
about those blood clots, i just eat them. a little fried tofu, a little lettuce, some blood clots...i'm getting hungry.
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The Blowhard
05-18-2001, 05:39 PM
Let's get back to the cars, ok?
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EffMeBoobs
05-19-2001, 01:16 PM
thanks for defiling my thread people...there is a chat thread in off topic ok?
Piddlers and BJQs do it better....
Pootertoot
05-19-2001, 01:43 PM
I wholeheartedly apologize. If it's any consolation, the design of the Yugo was inspired by clots in menstrual blood.
The 1966 Malibu and 1969 Camaro will always stand in my mind as two of best Pimp cars of all-time.
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The Blowhard
06-12-2001, 09:28 PM
I saw an AMC Pacer today!
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The Blowhard
06-23-2001, 09:52 PM
I saw an old VW Bus!
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Hassan ix Sabbah
06-26-2001, 07:35 PM
1-Duesenberg (No equal)
2-Dodge Dart (ditto)
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The mighty Thor
06-28-2001, 03:53 PM
69' Dodge Charger 440
Take a liking to a Viking
The Blowhard
08-13-2001, 09:00 PM
Stutz Bearcat, with sardines for lunch!
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Captain Rooster
08-14-2001, 10:05 AM
1980 Chevy MONZA
Magnum P.I. - Ferrari
I need Sig Pic Help!!
LT Rooster
Leadbottom
08-31-2001, 11:23 AM
Yugo
love and peace to all
WALRUS
08-31-2001, 11:01 PM
67 stingray
I am the walrus koo koo ka choo
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Gotta go with the firebird
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