this movie totally sucks...

[girl germs]

what are some of the worst movies you've ever seen?

two of the worst movies i've ever seen have got to be "the island of dr. moreau" directed by john frankenheimer and "gummo" directed by harmony korine.

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[Pootertoot]

"The Cell", starring the woman who laughs in the face of that superficial measurement of those in the acting profession, called "talent". I've seen dogs eating their own shit that were more entertaining than this garbage.

"Deep Blue Sea", if only for LL Cool J's immortal contribution to the world of Movie Theme Song Lyrics: "DEEPEST! BLUEST! MY HEAD IS LIKE A SHARK'S FIN!"

And they say Rap isn't poetry.

"The Fifth Element". Too many people liked this movie. It was Sci-Fi for people who don't like such taxing tasks as "thinking". The only likeable character was the bad guy, and they killed him.

"Hackers", which is a movie about people fighting each other with screensavers. Call me Acid Burn.

I have so many movies I'd like to take out into the forest and shoot, but I'll let other people have their turn.

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[skullcrush]

the trumen show-
and being john malkovich.everybody loved these movies but me

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o

[Supervixen]

and being john malkovich


what WHAT!?!?! WHAT!?!?! But that was by my BEAUTIFUL genius spike jonze who i am goign to cover in granola and yogurt and lick from head to toe and writhe and wiggle on. He is a fucking GENIUS- we are going to get married and have lots of kids.

**Walked through the flame with this pain in my eyes, that's all right cause I'm doubtless, I will survive- ETOWN**

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[Pootertoot]

I'm sorry, but I have to agree that "Being John Malkovich" was amazing.

Speaking of horrible movies, Does anyone here think that "Mystery Science Theater 3000" was one of the funniest shows ever? I mentioned it once before and no one caught on...

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[EffMeBoobs]

Color of Night and Twister.

Does anyone remember The Incredible Shrunken Woman with Lily Tomlin? I used to love that movie when I was younger but I don't think I could sit through it now. LOL

Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....

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[Jester]

Even though I also did not like Being John Malkovich, the worst movie for me is Blair Witch Project!!! I fell asleep during the movie it was so boring to me.

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[skullcrush]

ok mabie im not that worldly.mabie im just a hoodlum from brooklyn.but when you go into a small room and end up in somebodys head....i just dont get it.that cant happen.and why john malkovich.i wanna see "being joe pesci"

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o

[sunndoggy8]

I loved Being John Malkovich...I think it's one of those movies that definitely is different, and when it's so easy to make yet another typical movie, it definitely made you think...not saying that anyone who didn't like it doesn't think. But something that different and unique deserves credit. It was fascinating.

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[JerseyGirl]

I think my most hated movie of all time is "There's Something About Mary". Dumb, dumb movie.

And Pooter, I used to love MST3K. I miss that show alot.

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[Heroin Bob]

A girl that doesn't like "There's something about Mary" ? that's just too weird. Don't tell me you don't like to watch football or find the 3 stooges unfunny, that'll make my head spin.



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[JerseyGirl]

Actually, I don't mind football-and I've never seen the 3 stooges.

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[skullcrush]

i hate i.a. i know its not out yet.and i didnt even see anything about it.all i know is that its about a boy thats a robot and wants to be real.i didnt like it when it was d.a.r.r.y.l,and im gunna hate it now.

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o

[The Blowhard]

All copies of "Godfather 3" should be destroyed.


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[Gwen]

TITANIC. That was the worst F'n three hours of my goddamned life. I wish death to james cameron (specially since Dark Angel F'n sucks too!)
Freddy Got Fingered
Id rather gnaw my own leg off than watch this movie again

Also Hudson Hawk, Gossip, Blair Witch 2

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[TomPoo]

I hated "the Cell" as well, but I will save my anger for "Independance Day"

Oh yea, Aliens come to our planet, and how do we beat them????? With a FUCKING LAP TOP!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!!! OH YEA, I am just going to connect my modem, and send them some crap "I LOVE YOU" virus. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE.

(And I understand with 90% of the movies out there you have to check your brains at the door... BUT C'MON!!!!!)

And I REally hated Mission Impossible 2, especiially since the First one was so F'n Good. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CHANGE A GOOD THING. Lets make every action scene in SLOW MOTION!?!??!?! WHY!?!?!?! FOR EFFECT!??!?! Terrible, Terrible movie.

And for those of you who missed it on O&A yesterday, they were talking about Jurassic PArk 3--- Guess what if you thought the second one sucked, get ready for this, the DINOSAURS TALK TO EACH OTHER IN THIS ONE!!!!!

I have to take a nap, I am worn out.

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
---Tom Poo

[JustJon]

i hate i.a.
What is i.a.? Is that anything like AI?

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[Pootertoot]

K...a couple things.

I thought "There's Something About Mary" was hysterical, but then again I love everything the Brothers Farrelly do. "Dumb & Dumber" especially. Women HATE that movie.

I loved "Blair Witch Project", but this is because I saw it six months before it was released in the theatres with all my friends. It was a different cut than the released version, but it freaked the fuck out of us.

AI was a project handpicked by the one and only Stanley Kubrick who, despite popular opinion, has never made a bad movie. ("Eyes Wide Shut" was great, you're all just idiots.) However, Spielberg is directing, so it could turn into a "Millenium Man" sap-fest.

Independence Day (ID4) was horrible beyond all belief. What the fuck is up with aliens that they travel billions of miles across the vastness of space that they just want people to die when they get there? I can understand somewhat, after long car trips as a kid with my family, homicide was a plausible option, but you never actually killed them, until they told you they weren't going to pay for tennis lessons any more. FASCISTS HAD TO DIE, RIGHT LYLE?!

The worst part about Jurassic Park III? It takes place on the same island. It takes the "Mummy Returns" method of scriptwriting..."Oh look at all the stuff we missed in the first two movies! There was a bigger dinosaur than T-Rex! He must've been hiding in the bushes."

As for the raptors, anyone remember the Jurassic Park II sketch on "The Critic"?

"The other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venesuela, where I will perform odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. ::takes a few puffs off his pipe::"

Jerseygirl...MITCHELL!

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[vegeta]

Skullcrush, you haven't seen any commercials for <i>AI</i> because they are using a unique promotional campaign for the movie.

See my off topic post about it for some more details

That movie is going to be excellent, or better than Pay it forward at the very least!

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