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DarkHippie
05-10-2002, 06:11 AM
or the masturbating mugger, as the news calls him. . . i know its horrible that people are getting mugged, but talk about style!! For those that haven't heard, he mugs the people, then "fires the porrige gun" for them. at least this guy gives them a show. some people pay damn good money for that kind of thing.
so when they round up suspects, will they have a line up of shlongs instead of faces? "That's him officer! the uncut one! i'd recognize that smegma anywhere!"

but seriously, it does my heart good to see that not every crook is in it just for the money. some want to horrify their victims, and that leaves a warm feeling on my skin . . . as long as its not some mugger batching on me

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Gwen
05-10-2002, 07:10 AM
[vince mcmahon voice] Is that supposed to be sexy? [/vince mcmahon voice] <P>

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Jackie Sloan
05-10-2002, 07:15 AM
...the snapper slappin' pocket rocket bandit...hope he can only batch off one a day

stop wastin my time.....you know what I want.....you know what I need.....or maybe you don't...do I have come right out and tell you everything GIMME SOME MONEY...GIMME SOME MMOONEEEY!
tdk555toksik
05-11-2002, 12:57 AM
i think the guy rocks. sure the mugging is bad but how funny would it be to see the look on those people when the dude who just mugged them runs a batch in their face. the worst i ever did was batch on the mouth piece of a pay phone. the man rocks. mugging is bad, sometimes, unless its an old lady or a small child with halloween candy your mugging, then its good. i like candy

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This message was edited by tdk555toksik on 5-11-02 @ 5:01 AM
cheezeemee
05-11-2002, 05:08 AM
I'm a batching shopper. I'm just a cabbage batch kid!

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DarkHippie
05-11-2002, 07:57 AM
i like to batch while playing catch

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compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine, fine work
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

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