Pootertoot
05-16-2001, 10:22 AM
It seems that one of the characters on the popular cartoon "Shirt Tales" has decided to start killing people:
<A HREF="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_294723.html?menu=news.latestheadlines">Sensibly Dressed Monkeyman Kills Pregnant Woman</A>
Note the discrepancy between the police and the eyewitnesses: The police monkeyman is 4'6" and covered in fur, the eyewitness say it's 5'6", wears a sensible business suit and a helmet and has glowing eyes.
I'm not really sure why a killer Monkeyman would wear a helmet, but here's my theory: He's one of those monkeys that they make drive around on tricycles in the circus. The thought of one of them getting fed up with driving in circles and going on a killing spree is hysterical.
"It has three buttons on its chest. One makes it turn into a monkey, the second gives it extra strength, the third makes it invisible.
He gets to be a giant monkey AND he gets a magic suit? Some people have all the luck.
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<A HREF="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_294723.html?menu=news.latestheadlines">Sensibly Dressed Monkeyman Kills Pregnant Woman</A>
Note the discrepancy between the police and the eyewitnesses: The police monkeyman is 4'6" and covered in fur, the eyewitness say it's 5'6", wears a sensible business suit and a helmet and has glowing eyes.
I'm not really sure why a killer Monkeyman would wear a helmet, but here's my theory: He's one of those monkeys that they make drive around on tricycles in the circus. The thought of one of them getting fed up with driving in circles and going on a killing spree is hysterical.
"It has three buttons on its chest. One makes it turn into a monkey, the second gives it extra strength, the third makes it invisible.
He gets to be a giant monkey AND he gets a magic suit? Some people have all the luck.
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