What we have to look forward too........

[chefpitt]

My Grandfather who is 83 and equipped with ultimers woke up this morning and decided to go for a drive (he hasn't driven in 5 years) To his local recycling center (which was located around a corner) to turn in some empty soda cans.needless to say he ended up about 30 miles from where he was headed .all disoriented he slams into the back of an SUV...My grandfather then proceeds to call the women driving the SUV a four-legged Niger.. After the police arrived and my mother was notified they got grandpa home safe.He then goes into the kitchen picks up the phone and calls his son to tell him he had a wonderful visit and he is home safe..

[Earth2RON]

i do not want to live to see 80.glad to see that your grandpa got home safe buddy!
He then goes into the kitchen picks up the phone and calls his son to tell him he had a wonderful visit and he is home safe..
you have to admit thats dame funny

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[erinmoran]

equipped with ultimers


Dont you mean....Alzeimers????

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[Ryan the Great]

your grandfather sounds like quite the character.i can't wait until i'm 83.

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peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

[BoxerAF]

Rough day Man, sorry about your Grandads Alzheimer's but you must admit it did nake for an interesting story, I've been through it with an uncle and I'm truly sorry, it wont get better but it will be different.

Take it Easy Clarkey!!!!!!!!
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[Zipgun]

I'm sorry too for ya and all, but that's the longest run-on sentence I've ever seen.

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[Orallo]

how does the saying go?

Live fast and leave a beautiful corpse?

I think I'll stick to that...

I do not want to get to be 83 and still be woried about the fucking recycling.

Peace & Hugs,






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