What's your favorite Deep Thought?

[Aggie]

I don't know if anyone else loved Deep Thoughts. I used to put a new one on my answering machine like every week. Here are some good ones...

It takes a big man to cry. It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

I wish I had a kryptonite cross. That way I could keep Dracula and Superman away.

[fatty]

out of all my uncles, i liked uncle caveman the best. we called him uncle caveman because he lived in a cave and every now and again he'd eat one of us.

later on we found out uncle caveman was a bear.

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I love it when they call me big poppa.
I only smoke blunts if they roll proppa.

[jestah]

Sometimes I fell like I'm better off dead...no, wait...not me, you.

Since I haven't watched SNL in who knows how long, do they still run those spots?

[Aggie]

No, they don't run them anymore. They have some pretty funny books though...and lots of websites to read some.

[fatty]

sometimes when i'm angry at someone i like to go to their house and leave a pumpkin on their porch with a knife in it and a sign that says "you". after that i usually feel a lot better.

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I love it when they call me big poppa.
I only smoke blunts if they roll proppa.

[whodini]

If dogs ruled the world, I hope they wouldn't pick their king by size. 'Cause I bet there are chihuahuas out there with some pretty good ideas. <P>

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<br>"It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs."

[CrazyClare]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "god is crying" and if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of somethign you did"

i used to have these as my away messages all the time

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check it out im feeding my ego with a webpage: http://www.crazyclare.com

[furie]

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. This way when you say it, you're a mile away; and you have their shoes too!"


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Thanks Fallon!
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[ChrisTheCop]

"The face of a child can say it all. Especially the mouth part of the face."

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[TheGameHHH]

In order to better understand mankind we must first break it down into two words "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It remains a mystery and that's why so will mankind.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Thanks Fallon for the sig!

[ChrisTheCop]

Sorry, couldnt stop at just one... Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.



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[sexy bastard]

I always think if your a haggendefragendaz then you cant be a binanzabar..there fore if your a binanzabar why cant you be a haggendefragendaz...by why oh why cant you be both?

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the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

[Lisa Croft]

I don't remember exactly how it goes. Something like...

There is nothing more beautiful than a beautiful flamingo, flying across a beautiful sunset, and in its mouth it's carrying a beautiful rose, and in it's feet, a beautiful painting. Also, you're drunk.

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