things you did when you were little that you have never lived down

[Arienette]

you all know what i'm talking about. something "cute" you said or did when you were little that the family brings up every time you see them, even though you're an adult now.

when i was little and we'd have a family dinner for like a holiday or something, i used to not eat a lot of food and i would tell them that i was full. then, when dessert came, i would go back and be all excited. they would always say to me "we thought you were too full to eat any more" and i would say "well, i left a little room for dessert". i am 23 now and not one dessert is ever served without my hearing that stupid story.

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[Jennitalia]

when i was around 3 or 4 i was spending the day with my grandparents and grandma made me my favorite food at the time for dinner - hotdogs. she had cut it up into tiny pieces and served it to me. i started to cry and wailed, "that's not how mommy cuts my hotdogs!" i refused to eat it. so my grandma had to make me another hotdog.
another time i went for a walk with my grandpa to get the sunday paper. i was around the same age. i decided i didnt want to walk anymore so i sat down on the ground. my grandpa tried to get me to get up, even tried walking away, thinking i'd get scared and run after him. but being the stubborn, spoiled brat that i am, i didn't budge, and my grandpa ended up carrying me to the store and back.
25 years later and i'm still getting made fun of for those two things.

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[Tall_James]

When I was a baby, I was in Dallas on the grassy knoll.

'Nuff said.

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[EQ]

I was about 8 years old, and got a job in a production of "Aladdin" . It was a big deal for me, because it was one of my paying theatre jobs, so I took it VERY seriously. Okay, CUTE..so far, right?

I was onstage one night and I started to feel a little 'queasy'. There was no time to make it across the stage, and puke in the wings, so.. I threw up all over my costume. ( Thank God it was rather Ornate !! LOL ) ....BUT I finished the scene..and the rest of the play.
The press were there that night too. Luckily, No one commented that "they could have done without the Vomiting Scene"..

At the time, it was "What a trouper!"...
Now, it is a huge source of laughter for friends that ONLY seem to remember that ONE thing about the whole show.

**And SCENE. **

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This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 4-27-02 @ 4:16 PM

[Gaia]

Good topic, I was an evil and mischievous child. I will never hear the end of the "stories".
When my Dad was in the hospital my Mom had to send 2 kids off to school, and the other two kids(Including Me), would have to be ready to go with her, all before visiting hours at the hospital. One morning It was time to go, the Cop car that used to drive us to the hospital was outside. She called me twice and I didn't answer. She finally found me in the back room, with a jug of Elmer's Glue she used for crafts. I dumped the whole thing out in my hair.....It took her hours to get it out of my hair, and out of the carpet.
Needless to say I feel bad about it now. Even though she tell's it laughing all the time.
Another fine story is when I was just being Potty-Trained. My Mom made my older sister drag me to her friends house . Upon entering the living room, and this girls Mom leaving the room, I pissed my pants. On the Floor. When asked if I "urinated" on the floor like a puppy, I blamed it on my 10 year old sister. Why was I surprised when she didn't believe me?
My Brother and Sister tell me all the time that when they had to "watch" me, they hated it. They would be in the next room over watching cartoons and you would hear; "THUMP!", I would bail out of the fucking crib and land on my ass.......then they would run into the room, my brother would take my arms, my sister my leg's, and then they would heave me back into the crib. This would happen repeatedly until my Mom would come back from mopping the floor or Dusting, or whatever it was.......

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

You guys have the 'cute', and 'funny' ones. As for me though, I have a couple that piss me off.

Well, when I was younger, I was quite curious to many things and emulated everything, and I mean EVERYTHING that happened around me. Everyday I would see my father kiss my mother on the cheek and say, "see you later honey", as he exited for the day to go to work. I picked this up and began calling my sisiter who is 3 years older than me honey every day, all the time. It was cute at the time because I was about 4, but now I always hear someone say, "Where's honey?" as if to mock me.

Then there's the sleepwalking. When I was young I used to sleep walk from time to time. Nothing big though since I just used to walk from my bedroom, to the couch in the living room. But one night, I walked out and did something stupid. To make it worse, my mother and sister were watching tv in the living room of our apartment at the time, and saw all this happen. I walked from my room, past the living room in a deep sleep, and stopped infront of the bathroom door. It was told to me that my sister was just about to wake me up when I relieved myself infront of the bathroom door. My mom, and sister got a big laugh out of it, while I have a muddled memory and embarrassment that they keep reminding me of til this day.

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[elecmaster]

when i was five. at a businness party for my mom. I thought i was superman and put a towel around my neck and jumped down the stairs. I never made it all the way down. broken arm. sprained both ankles

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[Sheeplovr]

1- Take a ride in a strangers car

2-Not shaking a preist's hand and tell him i dont knwo where its been

3-Peeing in the middle of the street and spinning in circle

4-Telling a phcyollgist my brohter hits me to much so then they called all those sevices

5-Violent fantasys i used to draw picters of blood and stuff and then they todl my dad i have violent fantasys

6-Walk out on CCD class

7- Almost light the house on fire

8- Hug my lil sister too much when she was a baby but i was like a babay anyways

9- Start WW2





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[fatty]

man if you make one dinner you're not a chef, paint one picture you're not a painter.

but suck one cock....
i'll never live it down

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[radio junkie]

I was in second grade, I ran home from school all exicted and bragged how my teacher said "I was the smartest one in the dumb row". At the time I thought it was a compliment.
I have to hear this story at least 3 times a year. FOR THE PAST 36 YEARS.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

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[Doogie]

God one of the things that I did when I was little that no one has let go is when I used to tie stuffed animals on string and throw them across the street and hide in the bushes opposite of where I threw it...I would then pull the animal towards me and cars would think that it was a real one and try to stop short or swerve to miss it. Hijinks for everyone that was!! We also used to take a sock and roll it up with other socks and make a big ball and throw at cars side doors...would make the loudest Goddamn noise but cause no damage...People would get scared shitless and stop and what not...one guy went down the road and came back with no lights on, a cop happened to wander by at same time and pulled guy over...f***ing classic that was!!!!

That is one thing that no one has ever let me live down...

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[grlNIN]

Sneak into my friends van when i was like 5 and her mom drove away....my parents called the cops cuz they thought i got kidnapped. Wish i had though.lol.

Almost hacked my whole finger off

Smashed my cousin in the face with a bell and gave him a black eye, same cousin i hit in the face with a basball...i was such a punk

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A thousand throats a thousand lungs
A thousand ways to make it true
I want to do terrible things to you......

[erole]

I never remembered this but i'm constantly told. when I was like 7, I was driving with my grandparents in pennsylvania. I had to pee really bad, so they pulled over. I walked behind this little hill and did my thing. apparently, I had to pee real bad. my pee stream went up and over the hill. not bad for a 7 year old kid. My grandparents sat in the car with amazement.

I was playing frisbee with my cousin (also in pennsylvania) late at night when I was around 12 or 13. He threw the frisbee into the woods. I went to pick it up when I noticed furry feet in front of me. I looked up and saw this enormous, 8 foot bear standing on its hind legs. I said, "Oh, hi bear." I picked up the frisbee and then I realized, hey! there is a big f-ing bear in front of you! so I ran like a son of a bitch. My cousin and my grandparents heard my comment of "Oh, hi bear." and have never lived it down.



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[Halfpops]

When I was 5 or 6 I cut the fingers off my gloves to see what was inside. every F'n holiday I hear the story again... <P> <P>

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