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Michael Fury
04-25-2002, 11:04 AM
All forms of income tax would be abolished.
The FDA would immediately start rating different kinds of marijuana.
Every citizen would get to act in one porn film.
All speed limits would be removed from our highways.
The police would be forced to wear Mad Max outfits and call everyone "Your Highness."
Any others?
zathrus
04-25-2002, 11:11 AM
how about a 4 day work week?
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Brick Jesus
04-25-2002, 04:12 PM
Any man that wanted it could have Britney Spears tied up in a hotel room once a month. And all the beer you can drink for $1.
PS- Speaking of beer, try Steel Reserve. 8.1% alcohol by volume.
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al dukes would have never had existed
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Tall_James
04-25-2002, 04:22 PM
<img src=http://www.artrocity.com/images/mojo2-backss.gif> ...and Mojo Nixon would be President of the United States of America. <P>
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Sheeplovr
04-25-2002, 04:38 PM
if there were no taxes how woudl there be a FDA and police?
number 333 its the way to be
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sleepyeyed_Jynx
04-25-2002, 05:16 PM
In a perfect world, there wouldn't be any posts like these. <P>
(Sorry fury! I don't mean it. I just saw an opening and dove in lol. It's all love brutha!) <P>
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cheezeemee
04-25-2002, 06:24 PM
In a perfect world......... I would have won the big game.
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Zipgun
04-25-2002, 08:28 PM
...and Mojo Nixon would be President of the United States of America
And Elvis would be everywhere man.
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furie
04-26-2002, 09:10 AM
And Elvis would be everywhere man.
he already is, brother
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Thanks Fallon!
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Tall_James
04-26-2002, 09:19 AM
And Elvis would be everywhere man.
And Debbie Gibson would be pregnant with my 2-headed love child.
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Sheeplovr
04-26-2002, 09:39 AM
And Debbie Gibson would be pregnant with my 2-headed love child.
debbie gibson now or back int he SHAKE your love days
number 333 its the way to be
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debbie gibson now or back int he SHAKE your love days
Now -- because back then she was underage.
BUT -- she's only two months younger than me.
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Jackie Sloan
04-26-2002, 09:46 AM
sheepee would slow down JUST A LITTLE BIT so it wouldn't be so hard to understand half his jokes
hey...I didn't say it was ok no nooo......
JerryTaker
04-26-2002, 10:50 AM
you wouldn't be seeing this post...
'cause I wouldn't be here... :-)
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erole
04-27-2002, 12:22 PM
In a perfect world . ..
...Hendrix and Lennon would have lived
...Snapple would have never discontinued their Tru Root Beer
...I would have remembered Diane Wiest's last name on Friday
...bad people would have bad things happen to them, and good people would live forever
...I would be able to sit alone in a forest near a waterfall and be completly happy where I am. And for just a moment, realize how good life can be.
Hey! I did that last weekend. Maybe there is a little bit of perfect in the world.
DroopyGirl
04-27-2002, 02:44 PM
In a perfect world . ..
..there would be free chocolate for everyone!!!
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In a perfect world, you would get laid every day of your life!
Nothing would ever break on you
porn would be free on TV
cable TV would be free
Sporting events would be free
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