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grlNIN

04-22-2002, 03:51 PM

I know WE ALL masturbate but lets get specific...b/c well it gets me off.lol and im interested. I myself use my pointer and index and then sometimes i mix it up with a spiget.Also guys...do yous mix it up with like oven mits?

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irishkb

04-22-2002, 03:57 PM

Also guys...do yous mix it
up with like oven mits?

LOL... that is the funniest thing ever....

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Lulu

04-22-2002, 04:03 PM

I myself use my pointer and index and then sometimes i mix it up with a spiget.
i like the middle finger the best.

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Hosp

04-22-2002, 04:24 PM

I sit on my right hand for about 1/2 an hour and then I jerk it. It's like another person is doing it for me.

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Arienette

04-22-2002, 06:38 PM

i'm strictly a toys girl... i have a whole bunch of fun stuff, and they're really the only things that work for me. i keep lots of batteries around

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Ryan the Great

04-22-2002, 06:45 PM

I sit on my right hand for about 1/2 an hour and then I jerk it. It's like another person is doing it for me.

lmao. I'm gonna have to try that.

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irishkb

04-22-2002, 06:48 PM

I sit on my right hand for about 1/2 an hour and then I jerk
it. It's like another person is doing it for me.

lmao. I'm gonna have to try that.

Hops.. nice reference to Gone in 60 seconds...
Ryan do you watch movies at all.....

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This message was edited by irishkb on 4-22-02 @ 10:50 PM

mario

04-22-2002, 06:50 PM

LOL...No oven mitts here..Dont want any one else to get their hands dirty...LOL... I still do it the old conventional way. I'm too old for that fancy shmancy stuff.

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This message was edited by mario on 4-22-02 @ 10:55 PM

cheezeemee

04-22-2002, 08:17 PM

Has anyone heard of the 3 pillow method? It works for me. It's all about posture and comfort. I prefer a rag to a sock. Mine shoots right through tissues!

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Ryan the Great

04-22-2002, 08:20 PM

i watch movies i just never saw Gone in 60 seconds, i havent seen any movies in a while actually.

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Hosp

04-23-2002, 05:12 AM

I actually heard Dice talk about it.

There aren't many variations for guys unless you get into the sex toys and those things are just stupid.

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Earth2RON

04-23-2002, 06:55 AM

i just lay in my bed with my dick in hand and shoke it until it die's.

Also guys...do yous mix it up with like oven mits?
never,but you can come ttry it out with me when you ready GRLNIN

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brodieman

04-23-2002, 07:22 AM

entertainment is always a plus, i try and go for my dvd copy of embrace of the vampire (alyssa milano is atleast a 2 batch minimum) a few kira reed flicks or the hot network (god i really need to go out and get laid)

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AngelAmy

04-23-2002, 07:52 AM

i dont do it, it doesnt do anything for me

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JustinR

04-23-2002, 08:01 AM

i dont do it, it doesnt do anything for me

LIAR!!!
everyone does it.

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AngelAmy

04-23-2002, 08:17 AM

LIAR!!!
everyone does it.

hm maybe i wasnt clear

I DONT GET OFF SO I DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
understand now?

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Knocked

04-23-2002, 01:12 PM

I DONT GET OFF SO I DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
understand now?
...maybe you need a little more practice,,it may help to relieve that pent up hostility :)

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TheGameHHH

04-23-2002, 08:41 PM

I'm strictly a right-hand no lube guy.

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Kidchaos187

04-24-2002, 11:17 PM

I'm strictly a right-hand no lube guy.

Amen, brother.

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Jobberific

04-25-2002, 12:03 AM

Right hand, no lube. But sometimes if I'm feelin particularly freaky I throw down with the upside down opposite hand. Thats just for special occassions.

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ROMEO

04-27-2002, 02:15 PM

yea so everyone does it, but it's not that often, and only in the shower..oven mitt wtf..

Arienette what brand of batteries? should we buy stock?

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Heero Hammer

04-27-2002, 02:41 PM

I plead the 5th.

Oven mits? Hahahahahahahaha~!!

Arienette

04-27-2002, 07:31 PM

I DONT GET OFF SO I DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!
if i might... i'd suggest you try getting some toys, if you haven't tried that. before this past summer, i was never able to get off on my own. so i went to the store and got some stuff, and with a little practice, i was able to make it happen. and i think i'm much happier for it. and that's why i only use toys - its the only way i can get it work.
Arienette what brand of batteries? should we buy stock?
energizer :) duracells are too strong and would break the motors in the toys. considering that it's what the stores suggest everyone use in the toys, stock is probably wise...

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grlNIN

04-28-2002, 03:29 PM

Not comfortable with oven mitts?...fine well then do you guys use baseball mits?

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ROMEO

04-28-2002, 09:09 PM

baseball gloves? what kind of movies you watching grlNiN

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fatty

04-29-2002, 05:50 AM

i need a broken mop handle, half a stick of butter and lots of baby wipes. after i eat all that i can masturbate with no problem.

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nellie

05-03-2002, 05:40 AM

::blushes:: lol

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Aggie

05-03-2002, 06:05 AM

It's starting to get boring, maybe I should try something new.

What kind of toys should a "beginner" use?

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