View Full Version : Who Would Win In A Fight: Herman Munster vs Lurch?
The Blowhard
04-22-2002, 11:26 AM
Herman has the speed and power. Lurch is stiff, but packs a wallop. I say Herman in 3 rounds, KO.
Uncle Fester vs Grandpa Munster? Hmm...
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furie
04-22-2002, 12:01 PM
Herman would win, but in 5
rounds, i think lurch has staying
power. it would all end though
when munster would throw a
hissy-fit, stamping his feet yelling
"NO NO NO NO..."
And grandpa would kick festers
ass.
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Jackie Sloan
04-22-2002, 12:45 PM
Herman in a 3rd round tko, Grandpa because he could go to the dungeon and turn Fester into a flamer right before the fight starts.
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radio junkie
04-22-2002, 01:12 PM
Herman would win in 4. He has experience from the episode when he fought Clyde who kept playing the practical jokes on him. As long as Lurch didn't give him sob stories like the wrestlers did when he was the Masked Marvel.
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The Blowhard
08-24-2002, 09:55 PM
Could Herman Munster beat a polar bear and a gorilla in a 3 way dance?
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ToddEVF
08-24-2002, 10:01 PM
Could Herman Munster beat a polar bear and a gorilla in a 3 way dance?
He could just breathe easy as the Polar Bear and Gorilla fight, and then bash the winner. otherwise he wouldn't win that fight.
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pinkyfloyd
08-24-2002, 10:42 PM
Lurch in 1 round. Herman might be quicker, but Lurch could just slam him through his harpsichord, a la Bubba Ray Dudley.
GOMEZ!! GET THE HARPSICHORD!!
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ToddEVF
08-24-2002, 11:01 PM
GOMEZ!! GET THE HARPSICHORD!!
God damn thats funny.
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FelixDasGato
08-25-2002, 01:41 AM
This is an all out Battle Royale, both contestants weilding thier own special power and prowese.
Even thought Herman has that "super special" (retard) strength, Lurch has yet to reveal his true power, (wich could be devastateing)
Lurch was not only a servent to The Adams's but a guard as well.
I'd have to lend my vote to
Lurch on this one.
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TheKnicks23
08-25-2002, 02:08 PM
herman munster, I remember when he walked on the golf course green and his feet prints went down about 3 feet.
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Tall_James
08-25-2002, 02:56 PM
Lurch. Because Herman would nail Lily the night before and spend his precious fluids. Any boxing manager worth his salt advises against sex the night before the fight.
Herman was a freak.
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Green Lantern
08-25-2002, 04:01 PM
Herman would kick Lurch's ass, after all Herman can bench press a car.
But if you are talking about fights about this
The Vampire Slayer Vs The Warrior Princess? Now that would be a fight!
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philby
08-25-2002, 04:45 PM
I have to give one to Lurch.
Just picture Herman in his little cowboy hat. The only fight he could win would be with Mike Brady over Eddie, and I'm not even sure he coul'd take that one.
Lurch is the man.
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The Blowhard
08-29-2002, 01:54 AM
It's obvious that Eddie Munster would kick Pugsley's ass, thanks to one of Grandpas potions.
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