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NewYorkDragons80

04-20-2002, 06:57 AM

I like to eat it in a circle and work my way around. When I eat a burger like this my sister's friend told me it was disgusting.

Another time I was in the city and I gave my leftover burger to a homeless guy, but I felt bad because he couldn't eat it without biting a part I had already bit.

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brodieman

04-20-2002, 07:33 AM

i take the first bite right odwn the middle, then i go back and forth like the way someone would eat a corn on the cob.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

04-20-2002, 11:27 AM

I don't eat burgers much, but I do eat my pizza in a strange way-- I scrape the cheese and toppings off first with a fork, then the doughy part, then the crust. I've fascinated my friends with this.

Food is meant to be enjoyed-- and I enjoy it!!

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Earth2RON

04-20-2002, 11:44 AM

i am with BRODIEMAN cant go wrong eating that way at all

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Lulu

04-20-2002, 11:55 AM

first i have to check that there is no pickles, mustard, or spit or any other bodily fluids on it. then i just start from the sides, and eat it all the way around like a circle.

F1Gm3nT

04-20-2002, 12:13 PM

burger bun
burger
american cheese
ketchup
mayo

THAT'S IT

well you could always throw some fries in there

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Ryan the Great

04-20-2002, 12:18 PM

First, like brodieman, i take a nice big bite right down the middle. Then i eat the two edge things onthe side that appeared as a result of me biting down the middle. This makes the burger a straight line again, without the U fromthe bite in it, then i take another big bite down the middle, and then i repeat everything until im done.
Thats probably hard to understand for some reason i dont know why. Sometimes i just eat the burger without the bun and i fold the burger up into ball type thing and eat it--but you can only do that with the flat burgers from mcdonalds or burger king. ok those are my burger eating techniques.
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ADF

04-20-2002, 12:48 PM

Medium rare with bleu cheese. You have to eat it upside-down, too. The burger, I mean.. don't eat standing on your head; that would be just silly.

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Arienette

04-20-2002, 12:56 PM

i take a nice big bite right down the middle. Then i eat the two edge things onthe side that appeared as a result of me biting down the middle. This makes the burger a straight line again, without the U fromthe bite in it, then i take another big bite down the middle, and then i repeat everything until im done.

ummm... what he said

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cheezeemee

04-20-2002, 06:32 PM

I always leave the wrapper on. You know like the cops do in the movies during a stake-out. That way everything stays in the wrapper and not on my shirt.

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NewYorkDragons80

04-22-2002, 02:39 PM

cheezee, if it's an independent burger joint, that's all well and good. But if it's McDonald's or Checkers, I trust that the burger will stay together long enough.

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