Did You Ever Have A "Run In" With A Celebrity?

[The Blowhard]

Back in the 80's, I was waiting for a cab with my gf outside of Rockefeller Center, near my job, in the pouring rain. I hailed a cab and then some guy with poofy hair and a hot chick ran into the cab on the driver's side just as I opened the door. I made eye contact at this "jerkoff" and said "hey scumbag, it's my cab" and I realized it was Barry Manilow! He just grinned and got in, which angered me to the point of kicking the cab and screaming into the window "you suck, you fag"!
That SOB just smiled.
Some guys have all the luck.

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"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

[Hosp]

So Heckler listens to the Q in the morning?

Yesterday I bumped into Michelle Kwan on 5th Ave. Nothing special happened.

I've met a few others but most not by accident.

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Spanish:Mamada
German:Einen runter holen
French:Une pipe
Dutch:Pijpen
Japanese:Feh-lah-chee-oh

[AngelAmy]

i met angel amy

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[brodieman]

i met jay mohr at bar 9, he's shorter then i thought he would be, but he's a cool guy

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My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow...when you get the sex for free."

[Michael Fury]

The guy who played the judge on Night Court once stiffed me for a cab. It was near Columbus Circle. He was with this middle age woman & he said she was pregnant; they needed to get to a hospital. It was the middle of summer & she didn't look pregnant in a t-shirt. "It's an emergency, man" so I gave up the taxi to them. I swear I saw them smiling as the taxi peeled out.

[Dr. Klahn]

Hell back in 85 or 86, I talked to Debbie Gibson in my local mall parking lot.
I also bumped into Blain, back when he was on WABC in the morning.
King Kong Bundy, and Koko B Ware in the airport, when they were in the WWF.
Gloria Estifan down in Florida after Hurricane Andrew.
But, most importantly, back at the Lizzy Grubman bowling for white trash, I met Sweat Melissa. Back then she wasn't called that, but she lives up to that name.

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[TOMMY V]

In the early 1990's, I was in Montreal, Canada. I walked by Gary Bussey on the street and he was talking with another guy. All I said was "Hey Gary". He said back "Get the Fuck out of here!" I responded "Go Fuck Yourself"! He started to come after me and his friend held him back. It would have been a pretty intresting brawl. He is a big guy and I am no slouch as well. I just laughed at him and walked away but looked over my shoulder a few times to make sure no sneak attack was in order. He just walked across the street and we keeped glaring at each other.

[furie]

I've met a few celebrities, but the
only one that was a dick was Lou
Reed.




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[Tall_James]

Jackie Mason was at the coffee shop where I had dinner tonight. He was with a cute blond schiksa.

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Hey - I can see my house from here!

[Jobberific]

Tom Savinin is my arch nemesis. For those of you who don't know who he is he played Sex Machine in "From Dusk Till Dawn" but he made his money as a Special Efx artist. Anyway about four years ago I was at the Chiller theater convention. Its a horror movie convention where they get a bunch of has been actors to sign autographs, but it is a great place to pick up hard to find movies. Mr. Savini had a booth signing autographs and what not. I was a fan of his at the time, and the line wasn't too long, so I figured what the hell. In front of me in line is a kid about 12 and his father. The kid clearly idolizes Savini and has made this latex mask that he can't wait to show him. I mean the kid was just beaming at the chance to meet his idol. He gets up to the table and says "Mr Savini, I made this ..." and Savini cuts him off and says "I don't care kid, if you want an autograph its five bucks; if not get out of line." The kid was absolutely crushed. The father was so pissed he couldn't even say anything he just grabbed the kid and walked away. I was so pissed. I mean all the guy had t say was "Nice work kid." or "Stick with it, you got talent." Even if it wasn't true, it would've made the kids life. So now its my turn, and Savini says "You want and autograph?" to which I reply "Not from you, your a fuckin dick!" and leave. Every year I go to the chiller convention, every year Tom Savini is there, and every year I go out of my way to call him a dick. Its gotten to the point where he recognizes me and has actually tried to have me removed from the premises. And wouldn't you know, the convention is this Saturday :)

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

[Jobberific]

Tom Savinin is my arch nemesis. For those of you who don't know who he is he played Sex Machine in "From Dusk Till Dawn" but he made his money as a Special Efx artist. Anyway about four years ago I was at the Chiller theater convention. Its a horror movie convention where they get a bunch of has been actors to sign autographs, but it is a great place to pick up hard to find movies. Mr. Savini had a booth signing autographs and what not. I was a fan of his at the time, and the line wasn't too long, so I figured what the hell. In front of me in line is a kid about 12 and his father. The kid clearly idolizes Savini and has made this latex mask that he can't wait to show him. I mean the kid was just beaming at the chance to meet his idol. He gets up to the table and says "Mr Savini, I made this ..." and Savini cuts him off and says "I don't care kid, if you want an autograph its five bucks; if not get out of line." The kid was absolutely crushed. The father was so pissed he couldn't even say anything he just grabbed the kid and walked away. I was so pissed. I mean all the guy had t say was "Nice work kid." or "Stick with it, you got talent." Even if it wasn't true, it would've made the kids life. So now its my turn, and Savini says "You want and autograph?" to which I reply "Not from you, your a fuckin dick!" and leave. Every year I go to the chiller convention, every year Tom Savini is there, and every year I go out of my way to call him a dick. Its gotten to the point where he recognizes me and has actually tried to have me removed from the premises. And wouldn't you know, the convention is this Saturday :)

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.