What is the worst pick up lines you have ever heard?

[PanterA]

Come on ladies tell us the worst pick up lines you ever heard. Guys what are the worst you've ever used... here a couple i've heard but never used:

He's a few you can use driving around:

Hey can you tell me how to get to........know you?

Honey you're the best thing i've seen all day.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number

Heres some you can use where ever...dont expect to get laid with these lol

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.

Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? (after she slaps you or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

ok i have to many...i'll let you people come up with a few

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[The Blowhard]

The best line that worked back in the 80's was "I got some coke..let's go back to my place";)

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[DANILO]

The WORST Pick Up Lines...

-I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

-(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

-Nice legs... what time do they open?

-Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you cheking my package.

-You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

-Can I buy you a drink or you just want the money?

-I may not be the best looking guy in here, but i'm the only one talking to you.

-I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

-I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

-Wanna play army? I'll lay down and can blow the hell outta me.

-I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

-Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

-I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

-You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

-You can feel the magic between us... No, lower!

-I would walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

-Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.

-(look down at her crotch)It's not just going to suck itself.

-You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
F*@# me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?

-Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

-My name is (name)... remember that, you will be screaming it later.

-Do you believe in love at fiorst sight or should I walk by again?

-Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

-Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

-My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

-If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, i bet we could do it in public.

-I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.

-Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

-Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???

-Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

-I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I thik he went into this cheap motel room.

... I don't even know if i have repeat some of pantera's lines because I'm tired and I dont feel like checking all of them, goof night.

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[skullcrush]

do u have a mirror in your pocket,cause i can see myself in your pants.

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
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[Pootertoot]

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

"The infection has cleared up. You want go back to my place, bouncy, bouncy?"

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[HordeKing1]

POOTERTOOT - The winner with the infection line.

And for you single gents, any pick up line that has hovercraft and eels together has just GOT to work.

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[The Blowhard]

"Baby you so fine I would drink your bathwater"!

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[JustJon]

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[Fallon]

LMFAO Jon, I really needed that, this whole fucking bombing has got me in a depressed mood.

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[The Blowhard]

Hey baby, I got a bomb shelter with cable! ;)

Blessed are the peacemakers,
For they shall be called the children of God.

[sunrisa4]

the worst is being picked up by a magician...
girls you should just run the other way. there is no escape..

[elizabeth8]

There's a party in my pants,
wanna come?

[The Blowhard]

I once told a cutie in a bar that I was "Dan From Hoboken".
It worked. The dude came home with me! ;)

Blessed are the peacemakers,
For they shall be called the children of God.

[IkeaBoy]

* "I know your routine by heart and I can definitely fit my schedule around yours"


"Drop the Bomb, Exterminate them all"- Kurtz

[hanso]

Hang out in the aisle clam juice is in and ask the hottest babe you see something about it.

[Meataball23]

The best and only "bad" pickup line is...and ive used this is


"what are we going to do about this"

love and miss jmohr.

[jennysmurf]

I had a guy come up to me and say, "I've got a trust fund."

[hanso]

One more.
Go to a drive thru store when a some what hot lady is working.
Pull up, and ask if she has a big bush. Then save your ass by saying you want a single tall beer.

[TonyStark]

I friend of mine actually called me last night to tell me that some guy came up and talked to her for about a minute before asking "I'm gay, so do you want to make with me?"

One of the more pathetic attempts I've heard

[Marc with a c]

"casey's my date tonight..."