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04-06-2002, 09:14 AM

Who would win in a fight? Im going to go for Segal, only cause he looks taller and alot more skinier than Van Damn, but on second though Van Dam Is more built than Segal, I dont know now, what do you think?

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04-06-2002, 09:28 AM

jean claud we all saw what he did in bloodsport with his famous spin kick,but wi would take my dawg jet li over both of them

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FUNKMAN

04-06-2002, 09:40 AM

Steven Segal:

He is the "nastier" of the 2...
he will break your limbs and beat you with a salami...
meat cleaver your hand to a wall...
knock your teeth out with a cue ball...(that was some funny shit)
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Se7en

04-06-2002, 10:37 AM

WOW, what an awful fight this one be. Seriously, these two are my least favorite movie martial artists.

I guess Segal would win, since he no-sells everything anyway. I, on the other hand, would be trying to pay Royce Gracie or Tito Ortiz to show up and beat the shit out of both of them.

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DarkHippie

04-06-2002, 10:42 AM

steven segal would win without a doubt. He is not a fake fighter, but an actual master of akido and zen buddhist. He is also the first gaijin to have a monastary in Japan. He is the real deal, not some ballet guy covered in blood and stubble

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fatty

04-06-2002, 10:58 AM

in real life jean claud would get killed. he knows nothing about karate.

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GtarBoy

04-06-2002, 11:21 AM

I would have to say segal. Hey why don't we just bring in Chuck Norris and the three of them can go into a bar filled with 300 guys beat all of them up and walk out without a scratch, just like in all of their movies. boo-ya!

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A.J.

04-06-2002, 11:35 AM

Didn't Chuck Zito drop Van Damme with one punch? And wasn't Van Damme on "Friends"?

Give me Segal (but like 10 years ago when he was leaner and meaner).

cheezeemee

04-07-2002, 06:19 AM

Jeff Speakman is my boy but for this I would have to go with Segal. Cause he lost Kelly LeBrock and that must be driving him nuts. I know it would be driving me crazy if I lost a women that beautiful.

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Michael Fury

04-07-2002, 06:37 AM

I agree with Se7en.

Definately the loser would be anyone shelling out $ to see these two has-beens fight. Anyway, we all know David Hasselhoff could kick both their collective asses.

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