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The Blowhard

04-04-2002, 09:05 PM

Eddie Vedder. And for no good reason.

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Se7en

04-04-2002, 09:16 PM

All of Rage Against The Machine.

Just to make millions of college kids very angry.

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cheezeemee

04-04-2002, 09:18 PM

I'll need a plow for this one.
Rosie O'Donnell
No explanation needed.

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Jobberific

04-04-2002, 11:35 PM

The lead singer of Creed. I bet it would look really cool when the wind caught his unbuttoned shirt.

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Earth2RON

04-05-2002, 12:16 AM

Jobberific.....
i agree cant stand that dame guy at all sorry se7en:)

anyone one that is still living off of their 15 minutes of fame......ETC

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04-05-2002, 02:54 AM

Elton John, and Robin Quivers, no clue why just hate them both

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JerryTaker

04-05-2002, 07:34 AM

I'd have George Lucas Tied up and standing at the edge of a cliff, with my hand on his back, as I watch "Attack of the Clones" for the first time. If it sucks, he's going....

If not, I'll have to go after Hulk Hogan next....

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42nd-delay

04-05-2002, 08:16 AM

Joan Rivers
Jason Biggs

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04-05-2002, 08:26 AM

That fat whore Roise and maybe Ja Rule.

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A.J.

04-05-2002, 08:30 AM

Only ONE?

Tall_James

04-05-2002, 10:15 AM

Hillary Clinton, Barbara Streisand and Alec Baldwin.

Off the cliff and into a nest of rattlesnakes.

Oh, and Sharon Stone just for the hell of it.

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Michael Fury

04-05-2002, 10:31 AM

Burt Reynolds - but I'd hang onto his rug.

cronicman

04-05-2002, 10:47 AM

billy stapels......do i have to say anymore 

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brodieman

04-05-2002, 11:10 AM

howard stern
don AND mike
carrot head, carret top, whatever
judge judy
julia roberts and her big yappin mouth

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Lisa Croft

04-05-2002, 06:18 PM

Louie Anderson, Alicia Keys, Charlotte Church, Robin Williams, Steve Harvey, Rob Schneider, Harland Williams, Celine Dion, Elijah Wood, Rupaul, Marlon Wayans, Lil' Kim, Susan Sarandon, Owen Wilson, Mandy Moore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sum 41, Matt Damon, Yanni, Nathan Lane, Backstreet Boys

Plenty more to come, I assure you. I love anything that gives me a reason to rant and bash.

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This message was edited by Lara Croft on 4-5-02 @ 10:21 PM

Doogie

04-05-2002, 06:47 PM

Ohhhhhhhhh I would have to go with Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise...tired of hearing about these two...especially Cruise and his little speech at the Acadamy Awards

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Christy

04-05-2002, 07:17 PM

* Kathy Lee Gifford
* Joan Rivers
* Melissa Rivers
* Lisa Ling
* Roseanne
* Hillary Clinton
* Bill Clinton
* Monica Lewinsky
* ANY AND ALL BUBBLE-GUM POP BANDS/SINGERS
* Carson Daily
* Barbra Steisand
* Mary Lou Henner
* Tracy Gold
* Jerry Springer
* Sally Jessie Raphael
* Rickie Lake
* Maury Povich

I don't even know why half of these people came into my head ... LOL!!

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Captain Stubing

04-05-2002, 07:30 PM

Jane Fonda, 'nuff said.

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BIG_J_N_VA

04-05-2002, 07:35 PM

halley berry, for being a pompus ass...and im black

WintersEmbers

04-05-2002, 08:15 PM

Hillary Clinton, George W Bush, Sebastian Bach (you were fine til the VH1 show) Steve Perry (you killed JOURNEY YOU BASTARD!) Britney Spears (if i cant have you nobody will) tara reid ( same reason as britney spears) Zach Delaroache ( you killed RATM) and....Vanilla Ice( i lost money on you getting your ass kicked by that different strokes guy)

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Se7en

04-05-2002, 08:53 PM

i agree cant stand that dame guy at all sorry se7en

It's okay, my sig is really just a goof on the guy anyway. ;)

He would look awful Messianic falling to his death.

Oh, and after seeing Moby's shitty little program on MTV tonight, I'd like toss his half-a-fruit ass off a mountain top as well.

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The Blowhard

04-05-2002, 09:51 PM

The cast of "Friends", Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Jesse Helms, Carson Daly, Craig Kilborn, Geraldo Rivera, Bob Denver and that stupid "Gilligan" outfit, Penny Krone, Bono, Sarah Jessica Parker and perhaps a drowning for the cast of "Survivor".

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Jobberific

04-05-2002, 11:41 PM

Well since we get to name more then one:
Jared from subway
The little girl from the pepsi commercials
Joan and Melissa Rivers
Ja Rule
All of U2
Eminem
Limp Bizkit
Ethan Hawke
Richard Gere
Eddie Murphy

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Jobberific

04-06-2002, 12:02 AM

I would also like to add to the list Jay Leno and anyone who's ever been in a truth.com commercial

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Charlo

04-06-2002, 12:10 AM

Carrot Top, NSYNC, The Corey's (Feldman & Haim) Backstreet Boys, Puff Daddy, Ian Zierling

The Blowhard

04-06-2002, 12:15 AM

Also: Larry King, Bill Maher, Ted Turner, Sandra Bernhard, Miss Cleo, Charles Dolan of Cablevision, Tom Green, Garrison Keillor, Steven Segal, Mother Angelica, Howard Stern(it's over).

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Poison Ivy

04-06-2002, 01:36 AM

Cameron Diaz and Jim Carrey

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AppleBoy

04-06-2002, 05:57 AM

I'd like to see them all go over a cliff like a pack of lemmings, with Tom Hanks, Michael Keaton, Prince, Richard Dreyfuss, P. Diddy, JLo, Britney Spears and Julia Roberts leading the way.

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DaniGirl

04-06-2002, 07:18 AM

J. Lo, Star Jones, Scott Stapp, Barbara Streisand, Ja Rule, Alicia Keys, Rosie O'Donnell...argh....Like a million people. They all suck.

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The Blowhard

04-06-2002, 07:26 AM

That damn Dudley Moore.
Wait a minute.

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WintersEmbers

04-06-2002, 07:39 AM

forgot some people. kimmy from survivor 2(gave Lon Gisland a bad name if you ask me),Sting (you broke up the police...HOW COULD YOU!) and Dennis Miller (the only man i know of that can ruin a football broadcast)

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The Blowhard

04-06-2002, 08:52 AM

Michael Jackson, that freak!
Okay, I'm done.

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04-06-2002, 08:53 AM

ok I hate to say it but Mariah Carey. something about her just makes me want to puke.

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Arienette

04-06-2002, 10:43 AM

courtney love
lil kim
scott stapp
joan rivers
tara reid
oprah
jessica simpson
celine dion
courtney cox
tori spelling
fred durst
penelope cruz
jennifer love hewitt
neve campbell
oh, what the hell, the entire cast of party of five
garth brooks

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04-06-2002, 11:15 AM

So many of you have pushed Joan Rivers over this cliff....and STILL she seems to keep climbing back up.

Another reason why she needs so much reconstructive surgery!!

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mrbungle

04-06-2002, 11:30 AM

-Cameron Crowe
-Russell Crowe
-Marilyn Manson
-Ruben Rivera
-Creed
-Puddle of Mudd
-Fred Durst
-Ben Affleck <no matter how much I like Kevin Smith films>
-Michelle Williams
-Hulk Hogan
-The Rock
-Sally Field
-Sally Struthers
-Tim Allen
-Ray Romano
-most of UPN

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Lisa Croft

04-06-2002, 04:09 PM

- Sheryl Crow
- Sarah McLachlan
- Missy Elliott
- Orlando Jones
- Emeril Lagasse
- Eve
- Richard Simmons
- Marilyn Manson
- Kevin Sorbo
- David Hasselhoff
- Shaquille O'Neal
- Jackie Chan
- Julia Stiles
- Haley Joel Osment
- Megan Mulally
- Mario Lopez
- Warren Beatty
- Brian Dennehy
- Markie Post
- Patty Duke
- Freddie Prinze, Jr.
- Ashley Judd
- Teri Garr
- Kevin Costner
- Boy George
- Roma Downey

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grlNIN

04-06-2002, 04:31 PM

let's see they're so many to choose from but i think this sums it up(every1 who specializes in his forte also)

FRED DURST!!!!!!

but if i had 2 choices id wanna see Fred Durst and Scott Stapp fight on the edge of a really narrow cliff

compliments of erinmoran....

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WintersEmbers

04-06-2002, 04:48 PM

haley joel osment? whats that lil bugger ever done to you?

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Lulu

04-06-2002, 05:03 PM

al dukes... oh, you mean celebrity. then fred durst.

Gvac

04-07-2002, 05:42 AM

Martin Sheen, and the ENTIRE Baldwin family.

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AppleBoy

04-20-2002, 04:30 PM

Somebody push Dennis Franz off a cliff. Those Nextel commercials are annoying.

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