Around the house mishaps

[Bron Yur Stomp]

The Lint Trap
Have you ever pulled out your laundry out of the dryer and the lint trap came came out. Then your laundry is sitting on top of the lint filter, Then you spend the next 20 mins peeling off the fuzz from your clothes. For me this usually happens when I do whites and get the lint fuzz all over my white stuff.
Dammit!
Got any other around the house mishaps, post them here.

God help me if I have to listen to Joe Poo bungle up another live spot

[seagullbeagle]

I have a habit of overwatering my plants and then it leaks out all over the floor, and i have to use the wetvac to clean that up, and then i have to dump out the wetvac....ugh. <P>

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thanks to wwfallon and inkgrrrl
"Preserverance Against All Opposition,Crushing All Limitations, Pure Strength Through Solitude,Discipline, and Determination"HATEBREED

[grlNIN]

I have a habit of turning the shower on and then doing a bunch of odd things and then going to the bathroom...all while the shower is running so i can bathe...do you know how much water that wastes??????

compliments of erinmoran....
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...i will let you down, i will make you hurt...


...You don't even know this girl, big deal she's from Middletown, she went to North. All the chicks at North were bitches and sluts anyway...

[EQ]

.....I can't post right now...

I'm too busy running around the house with
scissors...and ..uh..Ouch!

Medic? Medic?


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[Lulu]

i always seem to drop tacks, look for them but never find them, and later on steping on them.

[TooCute]

and i have to use the
wetvac to clean that up, and
then i have to dump out the
wetvac....ugh.

is that like a Gvac?

and I do the shower thing too
like I'll just decide I need to
tweeze my eyebrows or
something THAT second!


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[furie]

i once put a staple in the skin between the thumb and index.

and yes, i am a fuckin' moron.


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[Jackie Sloan]

worst mishap ever...casual friend has a party at his house, so of course I have to get completely blind drunk. I'm in the bathroom doin number 1, and I start dozing off standing up. Someone knocks on the door, I get so startled I'm falling in to the tub. See the shower curtain thinking this will stop my fall but...that thing just comes off like paper...popopopopopopop!
Long story short, now I'm trapped in a shower curtain trapped in a tub with my pants falling down and of course...the door is locked and my buddy has to pick the lock with a kitchen knife. Umm not sure but thinking that's the last time they ever invited me!! With good reason!


My chest is burnin'
burns like a furnace
The burnin' keeps me alive

[Jennitalia]

i once put a staple in the skin between the thumb and index.



i've stapled my fingers on 3 different occasions...
and once in college, i was on the phone and tweezing my eyebrows in my vanity mirror, and for some reason, stuck the tweezers in the outlet that's on the mirror and gave myself a little shock.

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[cronicman]

i hate walking around and stubbing my toe on the coffee table

kEeP SmoKIn,
cronic man

[brodieman]

i hate when that chick keeps yelling from the damn crawl space, shut up bitch!

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Feel that handshake, like Burt Reynolds and shit.-Jason Lee, Mallrats