late night infomercials

[dicAMan]

I am an insomniac and usually get to sleep around 6:00 am, so I watch alot of infomercials. My favorite ones are the totally 80s or 60s or 70s albums(they have them all) I saw one last night with davy jones of the monkees , It was a 60s album, and it was great. I also like the knife shop at home. What are some of your fav. late night infomercials?

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[Lulu]

my favorite are the pimple and acne cream ones. there are so so many of these and they all show before and after pics. some of their acne was so bad i just cringe and change the channel.

[furie]

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[gameguy]

any guy with an english accent is always funny.
Billy Maze is always good for a laugh, "OxyClean"

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[brodieman]

nothing will beat don west selling baseball cards or knives and swords at 2:30 on a sunday morning, he will be sadly missed (he isn't dead, he just left HSN)

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Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes,
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It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no.-Creedence, Fortunate Son

[jatsv dan]

my favorite infomercial is and always will be the one for "Tony Little's 'Gazelle' Home Work-Out Apparatus" or whatever he calls it. he says tht if you don't like your results, if you don't like the machine, or heck, if you don't like HIM you can send it back and get your $ back too.

there's something about him that's so unnaturally happy that keeps me hooked.

i have nothing useful to add.

[Doogie]

God know what was the classic of the late night informercials...first there was Tommy Woo. He was the little Vietnamese guy who would brag about all that he accomplished by selling real estate. And he would, no lie, say things like "you see this tennis court, I won. I once little poor Vietnamese boy, now I own this..."

The other classic one was that chick who was eight hundred pounds and then lost all the weight, that stop the insanity chick...Susan Powter I think it was...God now those are classic of late night infomercials...

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