Harnessing Retarded Bunnies

[EQ]

It is Easter, after all.
This is sort of Part Two, of a recent Pootertoot thread about Retarded Foreigners...

Has anyone ever seen a retarded Animal? Or Fish? Can a Bunny, Dolphin or...Penguin, be Retarded?

Do they have SUPER Strength, that we should harness for tournaments??
What do they sound like?
Who looks after them?
What are their chances of survival?
Is it this funniest or saddest thing?

If The Discovery Channel doesn't explore this... I will get a team of interested Board Creatures to help film these elusive retarded Animals.
Who doesn't love a Bunny?

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[seagullbeagle]

im not sure if this counts but, i live out here in jersey and there used to be a gunpowder plant near here. It was surrounded by woods and a chain link fence. every so often as you would drive by,you would see these deer, with wacky antlers all curvy and deformed, that walked like they had a limp in two or more legs. we thought they were mutated or something. i dont know if they had super strength but i wouldnt wanna hit one with my car. <P>

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[JerseyRich]

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[The Blowhard]

Retarded Bunnies fornicate with slippers. The bunny ones.
Dyslexic Sheep say "haab".

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[Lulu]

in this park where i live by, there is a petting zoo. and there is this duck with half a top beak. its so sad, it had to use its beak as a shovel to eat. i don't know if that would pass as retarded, but i just wanted to share that.

[lleeder]

Isn't the Easter Bunny retarded? Its a bunny that lays eggs or something like that. It can't be natural. A chromosome must be misplaced somewhere.

[TheGameHHH]

I think I had a retarded fish once.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[ag]

Has anyone ever seen a retarded Animal? Or Fish? Can a Bunny, Dolphin or...Penguin, be Retarded?


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[Pootertoot]

The lovely Ms. Quinn and I were talking about this and I wondered whether or not retard animals had normal or retarded animal calls...

Would you be walking through the forest and hear the birds:

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[Sheeplovr]

Arnt retatred young eaten as babies so that the adult gain there streth back

cause everyone knows if u eat ur child then u get the powers back that they riped form ur loans

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[brodieman]

my friend had a retarded dog years ago. well actually it wasn't retarded, it would have these segiers causing him to do backflips. one time the dog was at the end of the porch facing the door, had a segier and did a backflip right off the top of the stairs onto the pavement, it was hilarious! landed on his feet and everything, like one of those toy dogs.

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[angrymissy]

My cat Mr. Tiger Stripe is retarded. Everyone who's met him thinks he is. I think we dropped him when he was a kitten.

1. When he sits/lies down, he always faces the wall. and stares at it.

2. When he poops in the litterbox, instead of covering his poop with the litter, he scratches the wall, like he thinks the wall will cover his poop

3. He meows funny (butt-meow)

4. He still chases his own tail (hes like 5)

5. He loves to chow down on dead flowers.

6. He runs into walls all the time

7. He falls down the stairs

I <3 my retarded cat

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[wilee]

2. When he poops in the litterbox, instead of covering his poop with the litter, he scratches the wall, like he thinks the wall will cover his poop Our cat used to do this all the time too..

4. He still chases his own tail (hes like 5)Our cat chased her tail (not ALL the time) right up until she died.

5. He loves to chow down on dead flowers. I understand that this helps with their digestion or something. Our cat would go after any plants in the house, living or dead. This leads to lots of funny stories.

I guess my cat was retarded as well?


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