View Full Version : The Funniest Horror Movie soon to be released
ToddEVF
03-23-2002, 09:01 AM
Not only do i have views on wrestling but also on movies, Hell I did a piolet for my cities Public Access called, The Movie Asylum. And thanks to my pal, Grim Sanity, I have seen the funniest Horror movie since Kazamm. It is titled Jason X, It hasn't been released yet, but thaks to a certain Town in Jersey (screen flashes "NEWARK") I have a copy of it. Seriously it is f'n hilarious. Its supposed to come out next month in the theaters and all, but trust me its funny as hell. The basis is that Jason: Goes to Hell never happened (thank god that movie sucked anyway) but the government captured him and tried to exicute him. But he wouldn't die, so the cryogenically froze him and future people uncover him and accidently free him. Jason In Space = More Gooder. Anywho. . . I shouldn't ruin the rest of the movie but its funny as Carson Daly getting pelted with glass bottles, and thats pretty damn funny. Check it out, if you can.
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it sounds funny, but i haven't seen any previews for jason x. are you sure its real, or are you just kidding?
erinmoran
03-23-2002, 10:55 AM
, haven't seen any previews for jason x
That statement almost makes me cry!!!....Havent seen a preview for this movie!?!??? Babe....get out of your cave and check Quicktime.com for the preview...or go see Resident Evil....the trailer is there too.
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Jobberific
03-23-2002, 01:44 PM
I have a copy of JAson X and its amazing, easily the best of the series. It's not winning any oscars anytime soon, but I was entertained from frame one to credit. Can't ask for much more then that
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Se7en
03-23-2002, 07:41 PM
I'll give them credit for Jason Goes to Hell - at least they tried something different.
Plus they had the Necronomicon make a cameo, so it wasn't all bad.
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Earth2RON
03-23-2002, 10:18 PM
i went to see blade 2 tonight,and i saw the trailer. its a good thing for the person in front of me that i wasnt drinking cause, if i was my drink would have been all over their back that shyt looks funny there is a big twist to the whole jason x thing just try your best to find the trailer <P>
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windowlck
03-23-2002, 10:28 PM
<p><a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/jason_x-tlr2.html">Jason X
trailer</a></p>
I saw this trailer awhile ago and it seriously looks like the worste movie ever made...
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CYYYFYYY
03-24-2002, 05:40 AM
I liked the movie and I made a post about this a
couplr of months ago.... I liked all the Friday the
13's except number 9. That one was in fact bad....
This was good. And I will defend it.... I am still
waiting for Friday the 13th part 13!!!!!!!
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Earth2RON
03-24-2002, 11:51 AM
i just looked at the trailer again,and that shyt gets funnier each time
its much better to see and hear it in the theater though with drowning pool playing
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That statement almost makes me cry!!!....Havent seen a preview for this movie!?!??? Babe....get out of your cave and check Quicktime.com for the preview...or go see Resident Evil....the trailer is there too.
yesterday, i ventured out of my cave, which i do rarely, and saw reident evil(which rocked). yet still, i did not see the jason x trailer.
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