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The Blowhard
03-21-2002, 12:45 AM
KAMPALA (Reuters) - A Ugandan woman bit off her husband's penis and testicles during an argument, police said on Wednesday.


The woman, Annet Minduru, 30, was in police custody in the capital Kampala and might be charged with causing grievous bodily harm, said the officer in charge of the station, Vigilius Okuni.

The independent Monitor newspaper said Minduru had bitten off John Ndekeezi's penis and testicles Sunday night after her 45-year-old husband slapped her.

"Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbor came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis," Ndekeezi told the paper.

Minduru's account of events was not immediately available.

The attack came only days after a man died in central Uganda after his wife, angered by his inability to provide for her and his two children, cut off his testicles.

The cases come on the heels of a survey showing high levels of domestic violence against women in some parts of Uganda.

Last week Vice President Specioza Kazibwe told women legislators she had been forced to end her 23-year marriage because her husband had beaten her even after she was appointed to office. Her husband said he had beaten her only twice.




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IrishAlkey
03-21-2002, 01:59 AM
"Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbor came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis," Ndekeezi told the paper.

I don't care if I'm submerged in Southern Comfort, nobody's biting off my twig and berries.


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Poison Ivy
03-21-2002, 02:29 AM
Heckler..I don't even want to know how the Hell you find these things let alone why you'd post them....you trying to tell us girls something? Or give us ideas? ;) hehe

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Christy
03-21-2002, 06:24 AM
"Have a Ball" ... OH, I GET IT! HAHAHA! You are so funny! ;-)

I like my balls attached to the man, thank you! ;-)

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zathrus
03-21-2002, 06:25 AM
interesting idea? and all i do when i get mad is sulk, cry and bake. i think i may need to rethink how i express my anger.

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gone
03-21-2002, 09:49 AM
i have to agree... i usually clean when im upset.... but boy do i have strong teeth muha..haha...hHAHAHAHAHAH

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Michael Fury
03-21-2002, 09:58 AM
Did she swallow?





Start a movement . . . eat a prune.

BrandonKattel
03-21-2002, 10:06 AM
this shows never to start an argument while getting oral.

oh, and ladies, please dont talk with you mouths full


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Earth2RON
03-21-2002, 10:15 AM
if i was him i sould have bit off her clit pay back is a bitch:)

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Noellevious
03-21-2002, 12:22 PM
if i was him i sould have bit off her clit pay back is a bitch

You'd have to find it first. ;)


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Earth2RON
03-21-2002, 01:08 PM
You'd have to find it first


you had me dieing with that one

i know where the clit is i know what it looks,and taste like

some females clits just had when they see my tongue,cause its so big and wide

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CrazyClare
03-21-2002, 05:06 PM
now im starvin!!!

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and i may be a real cruel smartmouth bitch but i sure as hell aint anybodies bitch!!

The Blowhard
03-21-2002, 09:37 PM
I heard the guy was a Leper, and he once told a hooker to "keep the tip".

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sexy bastard
03-21-2002, 09:51 PM
disturbing very very disturbing

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kekermahoney
03-25-2002, 11:50 AM
I think I just passed out.. ack~




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TheGameHHH
03-25-2002, 06:05 PM
I wanna know how the hell you have the ability to slap someone, but not to defend your junk.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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