Truth about The Heckler

[The mighty Thor]

As Heckler's cousin I know for
a fact that he likes ugly
chicks. At a bar I once
witnessed him making out with
a real ugly chick. She looked
like an ugly beat up version
of Elaine Boosler, missing
teeth and all, boy was she a
mess. LOL :-)



Take a liking to a Viking

[The Blowhard]

Hey Thor,
I knew there would be trouble when you joined the board. Lying is not permitted. The chick in question was not ugly...she was hideous!
"The girls all get prettier at closing time";)

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[Godzilla]

is she still available?

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[FIG]

hey guys i found a pic of her..i sense a love connection
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[Pootertoot]

Mom!?

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[Supervixen]

Its not nice to make fun of people for how they look!! Before I lost all my weight I got picked on so much and its just not nice and I still get picked on and I dunno Im rambling but NO its not nice~

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[Pootertoot]

Check out my post in General Discussion about going gay for a night and tell me that you shouldn't make fun of people based on their looks. I mean, if you're ugly, fine. But don't dress up as Superman and pose for the camera.

I'm not perfect, as I'm sure is evident already, but you don't see me getting caught on camera dressed up as a superhero. Because cameras steal your soul.

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[skullcrush]

and the less teeth,the better the oral.nice ;)

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o

[The Blowhard]

Never believe what Thor says about me. He is my cousin, and he is still bitter about the time I blew up his Tonka Trucks with M-80's as a child.
As for the "ugly woman thing"..let's see what you guys kiss after an 8 ball and a litre of vodka!;)

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[Godzilla]

She's a sexy bitch.....hell..i gotta get rid of my virginity somehow.

P.S. would doing her be considered beastiality?

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[babykiller]

you saw that too? She wants Swiss cheese too.....How about the guy who was pounding his pud 6 hrs a day? That's amazing, I think I'l try that.

[EffMeBoobs]

More alcohol = invisible blindfold at closing time

So now I know why Heckler is talking to me! Those damn precription drugs and caffeine are making you wacky!
;)

Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....

[The Blowhard]

Now let's get serious.
The alledged incident DID NOT happen..it is pure fiction.
However, judging a woman on looks along is extremely shallow. I seek subtance in a woman, and I seek "inner" beauty. Thor, women are not "sex objects". They are God's greatest gift to man.;)

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[EffMeBoobs]

That's the sweetest thing I've read all day...thanks! ;)
The minority of men are God's greatest gift to women.
Heckler I expect you to burst through a cake for me and sing a song-o-gram. I want a present today. :)

Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....

[Pootertoot]

Women most certainly are not sex objects. That's what children, animals, and pillows are for.

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[The Blowhard]

Oh EMB, you are a silly girl;)
The Heckler is just a senstive caring person, and women are just "lovely flowers" in the "garden of life". Come, let's walk on the beach and watch the sunset. I have a nice bottle of Merlot, and you can wear my sweater because it's a bit chilly. And these flowers are for you EMB.;)

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[The mighty Thor]

People! Please dont make fun,
she was one of the hotter ones
he had. All joking aside, my
cuz really is a charmin guy.
Mix that with the baby blues,
and the ladies go gaga. Thanks
again for the tonka toy you
blew up on me, I never forgot
that! And for Godzilla,
have you ever thought of
calling an escort?:-)





Take a liking to a Viking

[EffMeBoobs]

Oh Heck! Thank you for the flowers, they are magnificent, but I guess I missed the guy that came to my door in the gorilla outfit when I wasn't home. My neighbor called the cops, thinking a beast was on the loose! Hopefully I'll get a raincheck and Fabio will show up at my door singing a "I can't believe it's not butter!" parody. :)

Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....

[The Blowhard]

Thor..dette er Heckler.
Hvordan star det til? Hvilken herlig deg! Kan du komme tilen drink i kveld?
Hvorfor ler du? Snakker jeg sa darlig norsk? LOL


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[Godzilla]

Don't start getting all Scandinavian on us

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[The mighty Thor]

Heckler, norsken din er ikke
veldig dorlig. Not bad LoL.



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[skullcrush]

let's see what you guys kiss after an 8 ball
wow heckler thats good that you can kiss after that.by the end of an 8 my tongue is usually stuck too the roof of my mouth

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o

[Pootertoot]

My tongue usually has "Ask Again Later" imprinted on it.

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[PanterA]

i hear he weighs in at 730lbs and towers 10 ft tall. he's a big one that heckler. ;_

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[The Blowhard]

Actually I'm 20 feet tall, green complexion and I sell veggies! Ho Ho Ho!
Oh yeah, and I have the love jones for a "little green sprout"!

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[The mighty Thor]

Kuk og fitte skal sammen
sitte!:-)





Take a liking to a Viking

[The Blowhard]

Jeg er blitt bitt av en hund!

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[The mighty Thor]

Ok, I have another one for you
people. I went by Heckler's
place this weekend. When I
rang the bell, it took a while
for him to answer, I heard a
lot of shuffling going on
inside. When I got inn, I
noticed a blow up doll's leg
sticking out from under his
sofa. I pulled it out, and it
was an all innput doll:-)
Hecler is a perv.




Take a liking to a Viking

[The mighty Thor]

I forgot to mention that it
was
full of jellyfish to, the
whole place looked like a
crime scene:-)







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[The Blowhard]

That was NOT a blowup doll, that was a dummy used for CPR training, OK? I volunteer at a local hospital,I like helping others. Now stop this stuff. I mean it. Stop.

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[skullcrush]

i know that doll.her name is annie right.i seen her on different strokes i think.and she also didnt have teeth.nice.:) :) :)

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o

[vegeta]

I don't want to spread any rumors, but I heard that the heckler likes peanut butter, not cheese.

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[Pootertoot]

I heard that Heckler invented Coke II.

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[The Blowhard]

I confess..I drive an AMC Pacer!

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[vegeta]

I heard that heckler is heading a petition to cancel the simpsons!

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[EffMeBoobs]

Vegeta I heard that rumor about peanut butter too! I also heard that Heckler leaves his dishes in the sink for his cousin to wash when he visits. Tsk tsk tsk..LOL

Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....

[The Blowhard]

First of all, I love the Simpsons. I think the show "jumped the shark" when Maggie spoke, that's all.
As for my cousin doing my dishes, he does a lot more than that...he is constantly bringing the sluttiest but cute little biker chicks to my apartment. What a guy!;)

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"One million posts by June...Heckler"!

[Opie696]

god that pic was hideous.

::exageration:: I laughed so hard my god dam pancreas popped out.::exaggeration:

[The mighty Thor]

I'm glad Heckler doesent mind
my sloppy seconds, he's cool
like that:-)





Take a liking to a Viking

[The Blowhard]

True, I may get "sloppy seconds" sometimes, but you always get first crack at the young boys!;)

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"One million posts by June...Heckler"!

[Pootertoot]

All I Want For Christmas is a Boy with No Front Teeth...

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[The mighty Thor]

Another thing about The
Heckler! He has big feet. You
know what that means? He
has big shoes:-)









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[girl germs]

there is no doubt about it, heckler's the <b>ladies' man</b>.



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[Pootertoot]

Well, I'll be blunt.

Heckler's dick is so big, when he comes, clowns climb out.

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[erinmoran]

Little green sprout...?...that reminds me....has anybody heard from scott baio?....hehehehe

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[SimonBarSinister]

I heard he drinks pee

[The mighty Thor]

Heckler likes to beat Chinese
boys over the head with his
meat. when he's done, he sits
down in front of the tv and
eats CHEESE:-)





Take a liking to a Viking

[The Blowhard]

I think this thread has run it's course. Can we talk about somebody else? Thank you.

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"One million posts by June..HECKLER"

[The Blowhard]

OK..a closing comment. See ya at the Norwegian Parade Thor.
Bring the ost, will ya?;)

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"One million posts by June..HECKLER"

[EffMeBoobs]

I think this thread has run it's course. Can we talk about somebody else? Thank you.

Feel free to beat on me now...I like the pain. ;)

Can I join my favorite 2 Norwegian men at your lovely parade? I'm having a craving for some ost. ;)

Piddlers and BJQs do it better....

[S0S]

top =)

[EffMeBoobs]

of the evening to ya! :)

Piddlers and BJQs do it better....

[The Blowhard]

This thread must not die.
Take your best shot guys!

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[The Blowhard]

Something for the new members to uh...enjoy..I guess. ;)

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[Sunrisa]

oh heckler
i hardly knew ye



I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.

[The Blowhard]

It's the internet Sunrisa..don't believe what you read! Now I'm off to my bible study class! ;)

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[The mighty Thor]

Heckler stepped on my cat by
accident and killed the poor
thing:(





Take a liking to a Viking

[EffMeBoobs]

Well your donkey was
jealous of all the attention
you gave to your pussy so I
told Heckler to put the
pussy outta commission.
Sorry......I have a couple of
puppies for ya if you'd like. :)


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[The mighty Thor]

He he, Just a little reminder
for you Heck.
;)





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[Doogie]

Wow you must have of had to do some real digging to find this thread, I mean considering some of the ones tha pop up every hour...this one must have been like 50 pages back!!!

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Merry Christmas, this is what I celebrate and if you dont like it too bad!!!

[The Blowhard]

I pity you.

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[The mighty Thor]

Heckler and some friends
allmost got thrown out of pub
in Bay Ridge for eating up a
6ft hero that was layed
out for a surprise Birthday
party. The same bar he made
out with Boosler lookalike
:-) Just a little reminder
Heck





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This message was edited by The mighty Thor on 1-6-02 @ 12:07 PM

[The Blowhard]

Thanks for sharing, you blue eyed devil!

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[The mighty Thor]

Ja tusen takk! spisa pikk
:-) Boosler Rules!





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[The mighty Thor]

Heckler was inline at a
grocery store once when a
Chinese lady sneaked in front
of everyone. He picked her up
and carried her to the back of
the line. LOL priceless.





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