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AngelAmy
03-11-2002, 11:40 AM
i think this would be a fun lil thing to do if u get real bored
what are the things you learn from your favorite movies
this is what i have learned from "The Blues Brothers"
dont pick up your brother from prison in a cop car
you dont lie to a nun
you dont curse in front of a nun
you get wise, you go to church
james brown will help u see the light
you cant arrest elwood blue
police cant catch you when youre on a mission from god
driving through the mall is a great way out of a parking lot
dont leave carrie fisher at the alter
train goes by so often you wont even notice it
elwood lives at 1060 west addison, which is wrigley field
you cant bring the blues brothers to a nice restaurant
jake takes 4 fried chickens and a coke, and elwood takes white bead toast, dry
dont even try to steal from ray charles
dont sing "give me some lovin" in bobs country bunker
always fill up your tank before a gig
if youre wanted by the cops, a country band, a bar owner, and the illinois nazis dont advertise where you will be
every stage needs a trap door for secret escapes
106 mils to chicago, a full tank of gas, a hlaf a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
illinois cops suck
swat teams make way too much noise
it takes a whole state police force, local cops, the swat team, and the army to catch two guys
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Fallon
03-11-2002, 12:05 PM
what are the things you learn from your favorite movies
ALWAYS lock the door before you make sweet love to a pie.
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Jennitalia
03-11-2002, 12:13 PM
Pulp Fiction
A quarter pounder with cheese is called a royale with cheese in amsterdam
people in amsterdam eat fries with mayonaise
dogs are filthy animals, but they have personalities, and personalities go a long way
theres more but im too lazy to type it all
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JustJon
03-11-2002, 12:52 PM
When you jerk off thinking of your sister's friend out at the pool, remember to lock the bathroom door
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brodieman
03-11-2002, 01:01 PM
Things i learned from my favorite movie:
-never use a cat to get a gerbil out of your ass
-never choose Sega or any other game unit over you gf
-always introduce your gf to your mother
-never tell a girl in a video store that tv makes you look 10 pounds heavier before she is going on tv
-never do too many laps at the pool in red bank YMCA
-never fuck with mall security
-always respect the dirt mall
-remember: walt flannagan has a really fast dog
-ALWAYS put boards behind your comics
-go to ANY lenth to get the woman you love back, even if it means destroying a stage
-stink palm, always funny
-topless fortune telling, always hot
-Remember: adventure, excitment...a jedi craves not these things
-and it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat
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furie
03-11-2002, 01:31 PM
the posibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is aproximatly 3,720 to 1
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Zipgun
03-11-2002, 01:58 PM
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Never tell anyone outside of the family what you're thinking. Whoever comes to you with the meeting, is the traitor. Should you have enemies, then they would become my enemies, and then they will fear you. If you say a Hail Mary before you cast your line, you will always catch a fish. When you're going to kill a mob boss and a corrupt police captain, drop your arm to the side and let the gun slip out of your hand. And don't run out, but don't look in anyone in the eye either. When you're cooking for 20 or 30 guys, you gotta put a little wine in the sauce, and some sugar. If history has taught us anything, it's that anyone can be killed. A man that doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man. <P>
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Poison Ivy
03-11-2002, 05:25 PM
Magic isn't just spells and potions There's no devil in the craft Curses only have power when you believe in them You can't practice witchcraft while you look down your nose at it Louis L'Amour was not a foreigner. He was from North Dakota Margaritas are best when served at midnight Always throw salt over your left shoulder Keep rosemary by your garden gate Plant lavender for luck...and Fall in love whenever you can <P>
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nickeye
03-11-2002, 05:34 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Oh, and never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. (Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.)
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03-11-2002, 06:37 PM
Back to The Future
I learn that "if you put your mind to it you can accomplish anything"
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Gmann
03-11-2002, 06:48 PM
*never listen to the cute and fuzzy bunnies when it is in regards to love
*if your name is Hoops...you probably suck at basketball
*I have to do my laps
*never mess with a little girl and her ugly ass dog
*if something needs to be settled....do it with a boat race!
In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!
cheezeemee
03-11-2002, 09:26 PM
If all the tv channels stop working? Something's wrong! I the atmosphere starts burning? Something's wrong! If a drunk cropduster pilot climbs into an F-15? Something's wrong! If you see a 15 mile wide spaceship coming? Run! <P> <P> <P> <P> <P>
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Dudeman
03-12-2002, 05:28 AM
* There are two types of music: country and western
* Ray Charles has a good shot <P>
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wilee
03-12-2002, 06:05 AM
You can make banks fail
Cattle mutilations are up
The moon landings were done on a soundstage in TX
You can bounce phone calls over whatever trunk or satellite you want from a home computer.
Keep in touch with your friend in jail, or he may begin to hate you.
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Prince Neptune
03-12-2002, 07:20 AM
King of New York
What tampons are for- bullet holes (DONT FUCK WITH FRANK WHITE)
Molester of mermaids and seafaring maidens
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