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Bron Yur Stomp
03-11-2002, 05:24 AM
Often you will hear women complain or question why men bring reading materials into the bathroom. Here is why, Women never replace the damn TP!. They leave a dainty portion just enough for female use only. No matter how much you fold that small piece of TP, you never gonna be able to clean that area especially after dropping the Duke off at the lake.
1 the magazines are for reading in the peaceful almost serene like porcelein shrine
2 more importantly, to defeat the fiendish woman tp trap. I am sure national geographic never intended their publication to be used in that manner
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zathrus
03-11-2002, 06:00 AM
I'm sorry I have to disagree. It is not only the woman's responsibility to replace the t.p. who ever is the last one to use the toilet paper is the one that us responsible for changing it. and women leave that "dainty portion" so that maybe you men would get the point to change it yourselves. I would like to know where it says that changing the tp roll is a woman's responsibility? you men use the toilet paper just as often as we do. most women only question about men bringing reading material into the bathroom, because we are trying to get men to admit that they won't change the tp roll or that they are trying to advoid conversation. this is not all men mind you.
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JustJon
03-11-2002, 07:36 AM
Bron, you're never invited to use the toilet in my home. The toilet paper is for wiping, the magazines are for reading.
Besides, anything besides TP would clog it.
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TheGameHHH
03-11-2002, 08:25 AM
You ALWAYS check to see how much toilet paper is left before you poop, its a rule.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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You ALWAYS check to see how much toilet paper is left before you poop, its a rule.
Thank God someone around here has some common f'n sense. They'll learn the first time they get stranded. Give it time.
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JustinR
03-11-2002, 09:03 AM
thanks for reminding me to buy more TP for the suite.
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Sheeplovr
03-11-2002, 09:05 AM
Your suposed to whip?
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