View Full Version : When is Chris Benoit returning?
Gmann
03-10-2002, 11:36 PM
Where the hell is Benoit? Wasnt he supposed to be back around Wrestlemania time?
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Fallon
03-11-2002, 07:36 AM
Maybe another month or two. He'll be the special guest on Excess next week.
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TheGameHHH
03-11-2002, 08:35 AM
He should be back in another 2 months.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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Chris Benoit is returning along with Crash Holly to form the team known as We Suck at Life
TheGameHHH
03-11-2002, 11:44 AM
I don't think Benoit sucks at life. He may have no mic skills whatsoever, but he is a great technical wrestler.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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Chris Benoit is without a doubt a great technical wrestler, there is no denying that. And i obviously don't think he sucks at life, like i do. But Chavo Guerrero is also a great technical wrestler, and we see how far he is making it in the WWF. Without mic skills nowadays, you just can't make it to the next level. Okay, there are a few exceptions like the Hardys, but they bring something completely unique to the table.
CovDiesel
03-15-2002, 07:23 AM
Chavo Guerrero should be bringing me water at a diner... or maybe cooking my burrito at Taco Bell.
He shouldn't be on television anywhere.
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Jobberific
03-15-2002, 11:06 PM
Chavo guerrero is a great wrestler and hopefully after the split they will start up a cruiserweight division like they've promised and they will find a space for him.
Oh and CovDiesel, "White people are so scared of mexican people"
AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.
mrbungle
03-16-2002, 07:14 AM
Chris Benoit is possibly the best wrestler in the whole WWF. Chavo is good, yes, but he'd be lucky to lick Benoit's shadow.
Also, before we get "When is Kanyon coming back" or "When is Mike Awesome coming back", could someone actually pay attention to what's going on? Benoit was injured in late May/early June, after Triple H went down. They said he'd be out at least a year back then.
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whorehay
06-23-2009, 03:58 PM
(this thread never happened)
Death Metal Moe
06-23-2009, 04:00 PM
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razorboy
06-23-2009, 04:05 PM
Judgement Day.
Judgement Day.
slam dunk.
Heather 8
06-23-2009, 04:07 PM
Where the hell is Benoit?
Murder/suicide psychic! Murder/suicide psychic!
Death Metal Moe
06-23-2009, 04:13 PM
He's going to make a return run with Guerrero.
underdog
06-23-2009, 04:14 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about Fallon's photoshops. I miss those.
TooLowBrow
06-23-2009, 04:15 PM
if he does come back, he'll kill
styckx
06-23-2009, 04:29 PM
I'd imagine he put on some weight and is just hanging around waiting for the right time to drop in
Foster
06-23-2009, 04:54 PM
as long as he didn't join TNA theres a chance he will come back
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 04:54 PM
didnt we do this once already.
Foster
06-23-2009, 04:55 PM
didnt we do this once already.
no
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 04:56 PM
no
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76540
see
Foster
06-23-2009, 04:59 PM
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76540
see
not the same,
that thread is talking about a man who is dead
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 05:01 PM
not the same,
that thread is talking about a man who is dead
that thread talked about 150 men who are dead. You should give it a read
razorboy
06-23-2009, 05:02 PM
not the same,
that thread is talking about a man who is dead
Ed McMahon.
Tall_James
06-23-2009, 05:23 PM
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76540
see
And it was brilliant.
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 05:29 PM
And it was brilliant.
indeed. I loved it and didnt know who the fuck 85% of those guys even were
whorehay
06-23-2009, 07:13 PM
this thread is speculating circa 2002 when Benoit will return to the WWF/WWE
razorboy
06-23-2009, 07:16 PM
this thread is speculating circa 2002 when Benoit will return to the WWF/WWE
I'm taking bets.
Contra
06-23-2009, 08:24 PM
I didn't realize this thread was old, I just thought someone was really stupid.
RhinoinMN
06-23-2009, 08:28 PM
I'm taking bets.
It could be a work.
Vince came back after getting blown up in a limo.
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 08:30 PM
I could be a work.
Vince came back after getting blown up in a limo.
that was just very fortunate that Mr McMahon escaped that alive
razorboy
06-23-2009, 08:30 PM
I could be a work.
Vince came back after getting blown up in a limo.
You could be a work?
I'm going to need to see a certificate.
jauble
06-23-2009, 08:31 PM
I didn't realize this thread was old, I just thought someone was really stupid.
There was a special night where dead wrestlers had to be the google trend for the hour. My associate snoogans already brought it up.
ChrisBenoitsRetardedKid
06-23-2009, 08:37 PM
i Wayting For Dady To Tuck Me In In Retartd Kid Heaven But He Never Com
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 08:38 PM
i Wayting For Dady To Tuck Me In In Retartd Kid Heaven But He Never Com
man did I miss you
jauble
06-23-2009, 08:39 PM
man did I miss you
Blue balls?
Doctor Z
06-23-2009, 08:40 PM
New favorite poster, no homo.
ChrisBenoit
06-23-2009, 08:43 PM
Wow, I didn't even realize I registered this character.
I MEAN, uh, I'M BACK!
why the hell did I register the character and never post with it before?
razorboy
06-23-2009, 08:46 PM
why the hell did I register the character and never post with it before?
Pills?
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 08:46 PM
Wow, I didn't even realize I registered this character.
I MEAN, uh, I'M BACK!
why the hell did I register the character and never post with it before?
Something about a Murder Suicide, maybe?
ChrisBenoit
06-23-2009, 08:48 PM
Pills?
Nah, I was just REALLY tangled up in some gym equipment.
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 08:48 PM
I love that we are seriously doin this a second time
ChrisBenoit
06-23-2009, 08:52 PM
Something about a Murder Suicide, maybe?
It was all a big misunderstanding. First of all I didn't use the Crossface on lil retardo, I was merely trying to squeeze all the retardo genes into his head and out his ears. In retrospect it was not a well thought out plan. Then I went upstairs and my bitch of a wife was all high on pills and agitated. Had to put the bitch down. Then I went to work out and had an accident. That's what happened and if you want to be all judgmental and throw out harsh terms like murder and suicide, well, judge not lest ye be judged.
RhinoinMN
06-23-2009, 08:54 PM
You could be a work?
I'm going to need to see a certificate.
hahaha. That T button is trying at times.
ChrisBenoitsRetardedKid
06-23-2009, 08:55 PM
edy Greereerro And Bam Wam Bigelo Went In Momys Heven Bedrom And Now Momy Is Screeming. Thers A Line Of Ded Wreslers Wayting At The Dor.
whorehay
06-23-2009, 08:57 PM
so they have Wi-Fi in heaven?
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 08:57 PM
It was all a big misunderstanding. First of all I didn't use the Crossface on lil retardo, I was merely trying to squeeze all the retardo genes into his head and out his ears. In retrospect it was not a well thought out plan. Then I went upstairs and my bitch of a wife was all high on pills and agitated. Had to put the bitch down. Then I went to work out and had an accident. That's what happened and if you want to be all judgmental and throw out harsh terms like murder and suicide, well, judge not lest ye be judged.
Are you finished yet? We have been tryin to use that machine for like 2 years now.
Dont forget to towel it off when you are done
RhinoinMN
06-23-2009, 08:58 PM
edy Greereerro And Bam Wam Bigelo Went In Momys Heven Bedrom And Now Momy Is Screeming. Thers A Line Of Ded Wreslers Wayting At The Dor.
Only you would think that they are dead in heaven.
Are you finished yet? We have been tryin to use that machine for like 2 years now.
Dont forget to towel it off when you are done
WHOOPS.
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 09:01 PM
WHOOPS.
so awesome.
ChrisBenoit
06-23-2009, 09:02 PM
Are you finished yet? We have been tryin to use that machine for like 2 years now.
Dont forget to towel it off when you are done
So yeah, like I was saying, yeah I'm done. And there's a guy out back and.........
nevermind. I blew the fucking bit.
RhinoinMN
06-23-2009, 09:05 PM
So yeah, like I was saying, yeah I'm done. And there's a guy out back and.........
nevermind. I blew the fucking bit.
Dammit! only 4 posts too. Damn shame. Could have gone places.
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 09:06 PM
So yeah, like I was saying, yeah I'm done. And there's a guy out back and.........
nevermind. I blew the fucking bit.
still way better than Boss's Rickey Henderson
ChrisBenoit
06-23-2009, 09:07 PM
Dammit! only 4 posts too. Damn shame. Could have gone places.
It's hard to jump between 3 usernames when you are really tired......
er I mean.......
DUH IM DED AND RETARTD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or whatever, I'm really fucking tired and have no idea who I am signed in as at the moment.
RhinoinMN
06-23-2009, 09:14 PM
It's hard to jump between 3 usernames when you are really tired......
er I mean.......
DUH IM DED AND RETARTD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or whatever, I'm really fucking tired and have no idea who I am signed in as at the moment.
haha..
styckx
06-23-2009, 09:14 PM
Why is this funnier and more entertaining then anything I've seen on RAW in over 2yrs?
RhinoinMN
06-23-2009, 09:16 PM
Why is this funnier and more entertaining then anything I've seen on RAW in over 2yrs?
First time I have ever contributed in the Wrestling forum.
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 09:16 PM
Why is this funnier and more entertaining then anything I've seen on RAW in over 2yrs?
go read the crippler crossface comedy pyramid thread
Fallon
06-23-2009, 09:31 PM
edy Greereerro And Bam Wam Bigelo Went In Momys Heven Bedrom And Now Momy Is Screeming. Thers A Line Of Ded Wreslers Wayting At The Dor.
http://i43.tinypic.com/2usd8va.jpg
MagillaGorillaz
06-24-2009, 10:36 PM
Chris Benoit is returning along with Crash Holly to form the team known as We Suck at Life
This G-Bo guy must have had a crystal ball.
whorehay
06-25-2009, 12:28 PM
Also, before we get "When is Kanyon coming back" or "When is Mike Awesome coming back", could someone actually pay attention to what's going on?
If I were Kanyon, i'd want my name nowhere near this thread.
Fallon
06-25-2009, 04:39 PM
If I were Kanyon, i'd want my name nowhere near this thread.
Might as well be dead.
http://www.outsports.com/news/20060331chriskanyon.htm
hanso
06-27-2009, 10:34 PM
Folks that propped up this wacko are no better then those doing that with mj now.
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CruelCircus
06-28-2009, 03:03 AM
Did ya?!
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