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EQ
03-09-2002, 07:45 PM
I'll start:
You take the name of your first dog or cat, then add
the name of the street you lived on.

I would be: Tippy Barkley



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This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 3-10-02 @ 1:37 AM
cheezeemee
03-09-2002, 07:50 PM
Spooky Roosevelt
:)

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Thanks WWFallon
Gaia
03-09-2002, 07:52 PM
"Muffin Peterson"

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"If the sun refused to shine,
I would still be loving you.
When mountains crumble to the sea,
There will still be you and me"
WintersEmbers
03-09-2002, 07:52 PM
Max Park

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Thanks for the sig fallon!
Captain Stubing
03-09-2002, 07:53 PM
'Dutchess Main' (change to Mane?). <P>

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...
whodini
03-09-2002, 09:06 PM
Beaver Rutledge here.
Gaia
03-09-2002, 09:10 PM
Beaver Rutledge here.
That's fucking excellent...HA!

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FUNKMAN
03-09-2002, 09:12 PM
Rock Sunnywoods...

kind of lame, Sunnywoods sounds like an old folks home...
What are you gonna do Hah!

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 3-10-02 @ 1:14 AM
brodieman
03-09-2002, 09:13 PM
first dog: Lady (i didn't name her)
first street i grew up on: hoover ave. (it's up in union, NJ)

so i'm lady hoover :) guess im in a hermaphroditic porn

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EQ
03-09-2002, 09:16 PM
Hey, Funkman!
"Rock Sunnywoods" could be Fred Flintstone's porn
name.

"Debbie Does Bedrock" :


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FUNKMAN
03-09-2002, 09:40 PM
Hey, Funkman!
"Rock Sunnywoods" could be Fred Flintstone's porn
name.


Elle,

Yeah, your right...Guess I'll be tearing Wilma up tonight...

Thanks!

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Heavy
03-09-2002, 09:43 PM
Blackie Peachtree

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here
erole
03-09-2002, 10:36 PM
Swear to god...
Last pet, Fuzzy
My street, Chestnut

Fuzzy Chestnut

add an "s" to the end of that and I'm in porn baby!
Earth2RON
03-09-2002, 10:40 PM
my dog died when i was a baby dont remember the name,:(

i was born in jamaican,and then i came here and moved 3 times,so i have no clue.

ill just be the camera man.

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Hosp
03-10-2002, 12:35 AM
Gary O.


(But by game rules, it would be Kiko Gunhill)

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DroopyGirl
03-10-2002, 03:04 AM
Pookie VanHouten <P>
Hmm.. all I know is that 'hout' means wood in English.. hehe <P>

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Knocked
03-10-2002, 03:48 AM
Pookie Cottage

Man that name sucks!!

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42nd-delay
03-10-2002, 07:24 AM
By the strictest interpetation of your rules, it would be Sampson Demott, though whether I really

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chefpitt
03-10-2002, 07:27 AM
Blaze Tulip
CrazyClare
03-10-2002, 07:50 AM
my old address
Elvira Bonan
(im partial to my old address cause the street name is great)
now
Elvira North

ive also heard that its your middle name and then your street name
so id be
Andromeda Bonan
or
Andromeda North

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Zipgun
03-10-2002, 09:37 AM
Pookie Chain

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JerseyRich
03-10-2002, 09:39 AM
Gerbie Kimball....don't ask

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NewYorkDragons80
03-10-2002, 09:41 AM
Snowball Morton.

When they played this game on R&F I remember Joe Poo's name was Snowball something, so that caught my ear.

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impactplayer2k1
03-10-2002, 09:44 AM
I had a female cat so here goes: Nina Leland

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Sheeplovr
03-10-2002, 10:07 AM
no matter what DON LABIA is the best name ever

number 333 its the way to be
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zathrus
03-10-2002, 10:19 AM
Lady Kennedy


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dicAMan
03-10-2002, 12:23 PM
I made a porn with my g/f and I was booty bangin' bob and she was down and dirty deloris.

Fact: A cat will always blink when hit on the head with a hammer. Thats a fact.
F1Gm3nT
03-10-2002, 01:03 PM
Im the drunk porn actor that goes by the name of
Nico Kennedy
holler!!

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QuickStop
03-10-2002, 02:17 PM
Sonic Peck

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furie
03-10-2002, 02:33 PM
Toastie Oxford



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Poison Ivy
03-10-2002, 02:35 PM
ummm well I had 2 dogs growing up so I'd be either Lucky Highland or Scruffy Highland. Both are pretty dumb :p

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ag
03-10-2002, 08:04 PM
BUCK NAKED!

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

Someone think of a new status for me..............
Earth2RON
03-10-2002, 08:58 PM
Lucky Highland or Scruffy Highland


POISON IVY....what about lucky scruffyland?

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DarkHippie
03-10-2002, 09:08 PM
Buster Bellows

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compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine fine work
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living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>
Poison Ivy
03-10-2002, 09:24 PM
POISON IVY....what about lucky scruffyland?



Ummmmmm no :p

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TheGameHHH
03-10-2002, 10:14 PM
J.D. Stoneybrook would be me.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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NurseMira
03-10-2002, 11:25 PM
Cindy Bogardus

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Gmann
03-11-2002, 01:04 AM
Skippy Flushing if you went by streetname, but if you use the mothers maiden name formula its Skippy Nunez. I like that one.

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!
Gvac
03-11-2002, 02:27 AM
Snoopy Arcadia.

How hot is that?


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Thanks again, Rooster!
IRISjr
03-11-2002, 03:51 AM
woffy 11th

I guess this doesn't work for me.

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AngelAmy
03-11-2002, 11:04 AM
Angel Linwood

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JerryTaker
03-11-2002, 11:16 AM
figures mine would sound gay...

"Scruffy Hancock"

Thanks to Hosp for the Idea:
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Jackie Sloan
03-11-2002, 11:28 AM
Sandy Ridge



Church bulletin: Low self esteem support group will meet thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.
Silly Puddy
03-11-2002, 12:59 PM
Morris Webb



I think, therefore I am..............a moron.
EQ
03-11-2002, 04:33 PM
This could run as a double-bill with "Ron Fez.Net: The
Movie"...

...a Don Labia Production.

( Sheeplovr as Don Labia? .Whaaaaa?...)

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irishkb
03-11-2002, 04:42 PM
i always thought it was your middle name and the name of your street, but fuck it... cat's name is Tiger...
so would be
Tiger Inman.

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Everyone is Irish on St. Patty's Day......
Mxyzptlk
03-11-2002, 04:45 PM
Sparky Summit

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nickeye
03-11-2002, 05:07 PM
Jeez. I missed all these stupid jokes...

<b>J.D. Stoneybrook</b>(TheGame): a Flintstones pornstar
<b>Tiger Inman</b> (irishkb): Bestial porn
<b>Sandy Ridge</b> (Jackie Sloan): a pre-shower Baywatch star?

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This message was edited by nickeye on 3-11-02 @ 9:11 PM
MANdrew
03-11-2002, 06:32 PM
opting for my male cat over my older female dog:

tuxedo willard

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<font color=yellow size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>
irishkb
03-11-2002, 06:44 PM
Jeez. I missed all these stupid jokes...

J.D. Stoneybrook(TheGame): a Flintstones pornstar
Tiger Inman (irishkb): Bestial porn
Sandy Ridge (Jackie Sloan): a pre-shower Baywatch star?


damn you nickeye....

<IMG SRC=http://irishkb.50megs.com/images/rfnetirishkb2.jpg>

Everyone is Irish on St. Patty's Day......
Ants In My Pants
03-11-2002, 08:07 PM
Shadow Avoca.
sexy bastard
03-11-2002, 10:37 PM
lucky thorn

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)
G-Bo
03-12-2002, 02:58 AM
Pepper Foremost
flavopop
03-12-2002, 03:44 AM
This would make me ...
SPUNKY NORTH... probably a half brother of Peter North I would guess...lol PEACE
Lisa Croft
03-12-2002, 05:10 AM
Penny Harding. Not bad.

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Prince Neptune
03-12-2002, 06:12 AM
Herculies Jackson not a bad porn name.

Molester of mermaids and seafaring maidens
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Tall_James
03-12-2002, 06:19 AM
Carol Cassidy...my God, that one actually sounds real.

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Joey Cartoons
03-12-2002, 06:55 AM
I have the dopiest porn name ever: Snoopy Gilbert.

Why can't I be Duke Miller or something cool? SNOOPY GILBERT?!?

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wilee
03-12-2002, 08:57 AM
Murphy Fourth (or Forth?)

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angrymissy
03-12-2002, 09:26 AM
Noel Turner

I kinda like it

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Gwen
03-12-2002, 10:48 AM
Well my real porn name is Busty McTits (you may remember me from such films as Butt Ruckus 3: this time its for the money), but according to the rules my porn name is Rainbow Mead. I like busty mctits better....

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EQ
03-12-2002, 11:07 AM
Wow, Gwen! That was you? Nice work, Busty.
Well, by the rules I am still Tippy Barkley, but in my drag act I go by the name, " Gail Warning".
Come see the show, sometime, Busty!


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Big Jim
03-12-2002, 11:10 AM
oh wow, digging into my past I found a naked picture of me, but it was entitled "Austin Steele 32b"...the things we did for money....so my name was
"AUSTIN STEELE"

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SweetPea
03-13-2002, 02:18 AM
Well the first pet we had was a Dog it was my mom's so using that my name would be Shebe Steele
But using MY first pet my name would be Nikki Steele

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nickeye
03-13-2002, 04:43 AM
my real porn name is Busty McTitsDidn't she marry Mayor McCheese? I think there were rumors of a torrid affair with the Hamburglar.

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Hosp
03-13-2002, 05:17 AM
Nikki Steele? I think there is a porn star with that name. I mean I think I heard that there was a girl named that from my pervert, porn loving friend.

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Raven
03-13-2002, 05:34 AM
Penny Columbus

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zathrus
03-13-2002, 05:49 AM
what's the formula with the mother's maiden name?

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Bron Yur Stomp
03-13-2002, 09:24 PM
It would have to be Jack Hammer.
or maybe just Able so I can say I am Able with the cable

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ThePointer
03-13-2002, 10:28 PM
"Dutch Lincoln

Already preparing for St Paddy's Day one parade down and one to go