if you were a super hero, what would be your power?

[Bron Yur Stomp]

I would be ANTI- Luck man. Able to repel certain situations where I am guaranteed a certain win. Like losing a poker hand with 4 aces. Like winning a $500 bet only to have the winnings fall out of my pocket. My luck is so bad, If myself and Al Dukes were shipwrecked on island of female lepers, he would score first. hmmm maybe thats not such bad luck after all.
My luck makes Charlie Brown look like a vegas 10 million dollar jackpot winner.

Spinning illogical posts like I was rumplestilskin

This message was edited by Bron Yur Stomp on 3-7-02 @ 2:48 PM

[TheGameHHH]

I'd have X-ray vision so I could see hot chicks
naked.



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[AngelAmy]

id wanna fly or be invisible

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[Hoojibs]

I always like telekenisis, moving shit with your mind.

[Jennitalia]

i'd be Tookie Girl. I could spread my legs and attack all that is evil with my powerful tookie

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[Captain Rooster]

Poisonous Phlegm Man

The Furious Fart Boy

I hope the powers are obvious.


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[brodieman]

didn't stephen lynch do this bit?

anyway, i would be orgasm man, i would have the power to just snap my fingers at a woman and ause he to have an orgasm...::snap:: "orgasm!!"
why would i use this super power??? no reason :P

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[Earth2RON]

i would want to be able to control electricity.

i also want to be TOOKIE GIRL'S side kick...pocket rocket boy

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[IrishAlkey]

I'd have supersonic hearing.

Also, I'd be able to shoot a web of semen from my penis, immobilizing the bad guys long enough for the cops to arrive.

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[Green Lantern]

I would have the basic powers:
Super Strength
Super Speed
Invulnerable
and flight

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[Tall_James]

The power to read dog minds.

But my real superpower wish would be the ability to understand women.

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[Jester]

But my real superpower wish would be the ability to understand women.


Now you are asking for way too much. I don't think that is possible.

I would like to have Martian Manhunters' powers from Justice League. What doesn't he have? He can fly, invisibility, strength, telepathy, and go through things.

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[Gaia]

Pretend.....

I would have flame thrower farts...THAT REALLY STUNK!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!
I would really have telepathy.....your thinking this, he's thinking he wants a jelly doughnut.....you know.

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[cheezeemee]

I was told this
Your superpower is ANIMAL COMMUNICATION! Many people pretend to talk to their pets, but you can really, truly do it. Have you ever mimicked the monkeys or the penguins at the zoo? If you have, you're on your way to becoming a great animal communicator, just like Aquaman with his fishy friends. Some people think animal communication has to be vocal. Not so. Any superhero knows that mental telepathy is where it's at. So while barking at Fido might be fun, it's not the practice you really need. Instead, try thinking like an animal. When you get into the mindset of, say, a squirrel, you'll be able to truly communicate with one. Of course it's a two way street, because you'll be able to understand everything they say back, too. And they've got a lot to tell! Imagine talking to a walrus about the deep ocean or to an ant about life underground. Once you've perfected your superhuman gift, you'll never be without interesting conversation.

Here
http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/superpower.jsp
enjoy

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[Jester]

I would have flame thrower farts


Gaia, you already have Flame-thrower burps. Now you want farts as well?

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[Red Rocket]

I would like to be able to pause time by putting my fingers together. What show was that again???

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[CovDiesel]

I would be able to stop time.... it's called "The Power"

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[PmTick]

I would have the power to make people think I'm better then them. Be useful for job interviews. Either that or the power to stop my facial hair from growing when I want so I don't have to shave everyday.

[irishkb]

i would like super speed,invisitiblty, or telecannetics....... that would be cool......

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[Gaia]

Jester.....I really don't WANT flame thrower farts, but it would be goddamn funny!!! MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!!

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[legroommusic]

No powers. Just a mask and gadgets like batman. I'd also use science, also like batman, but I would be very intimidating and scary, just like blackman

let me know.

[Pootertoot]

I'd have X-ray vision so I could see hot chicks naked.

Wouldn't you just see bones? Granted, bones are hot, but they're much hotter when you don't have to pretend there's no skin on it.

I don't know what my powers would be, but I've always had a great idea for a superhero. Maybe Jenni could incorporate it into her superhero once a month:

THE MENSTRUAL AVENGER!

With the power to shoot menstrual blood out of her vag with the force of a thousand firehoses, the menstrual avenger protects us with waves of red justice.

I mean, if you were robbing a bank...and someone threw even a cup of clotty menstrual blood on you, wouldn't you just give up?

No one would challenge her!

'Cept maybe The Tamponator and the evil billionaire Max E. Pad.

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[ryno]

I WOULD BE DO ANYTHING MAN I COULD DO WHAT EVER I WANTED WHENEVER FLY SEE THREW SHIT STRONG AS I WANTED HEAT VISION CONTROL WEATHER I SAID WHATEVER AND I MENT IT I'D SAY SHIT LIKE I AM WHATEVER MAN HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND TRUMPETS WOULD GO OFF WHEN I SAID IT AND SHIT

bigryno

[Se7en]

I'd go for telekinesis.

Ever see "Akira"? That's what I'm talking about. Not just moving little things around with my mind, I'm talking about tearing shit apart atom by atom with just a thought.

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[WintersEmbers]

the power to move between moments. you can stop time snap a guys neck and then leave before anyone knows whats going on. either that or the same powers as iceman from x-men. hes badass..

The Iceman Cometh!
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[El Baztardo]

I would like to have the power to teleport from place to place...cuz well im lazy

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[Captain Stubing]

I'd have the ability to reverse time at will. <P>

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

[Bron Yur Stomp]

How about endless rolls of t.p. man. Never again to be stranded in the john, defenseless and pondering of using that left hand!

its a bird, its a plane, its the man with no luck, Anti luck man!

[zathrus]

i'd like to be able to control the weather. piss me off, get hit by lightening.

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[ag]

first I want the ability to fly
Secondly, I want X-vision

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[Knocked]

I'd be worth at least 5 trillian dollars!

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