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Sheeplovr

03-07-2002, 10:06 AM

This is horrible I dont knwo who long it was there

I dont knwo how many people saw my concealed package

Its horible

I have to sew my pants or get new ones

Does anyone else find Hoels near there crotch then deosnt knwo what to do

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Jennitalia

03-07-2002, 10:10 AM

i hope nobody was hurt with that monster of yours, Sheepy ;)

sometimes they just need some air, he probably was just lonely and wanted to get some air and say hi to everyone.

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Pootertoot

03-07-2002, 10:19 AM

My pants zipper opens of its own accord constantly. This is especially frustrating when trying to inch by someone at a movie theater.

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Bron Yur Stomp

03-07-2002, 10:24 AM

Well if you are poking sheep there are 2 ways to look at that hole in your crotch.
1 easy access for you fuzzy lovers
2 if you are poking sheep, you must likely have pea hat for a willy, so you wont have to worry about that mr happy coming out for a peep.

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TheGameHHH

03-07-2002, 11:07 AM

I put holes in the crotch of my pants on purpose.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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FUNKMAN

03-07-2002, 11:41 AM

Hopefully they were a pair of Levi's...
Because Why You Ask?
I have gotten my last 12 pair of Levi's for free, they have a LIFETIME Guarantee...
My pants would wear out in the crotch at the base of the zipper, and the top corners of the back pocket...All you do is call 1-800-USA-LEVI, and let them know your pants have worn out in less than a few years time... They will send you a shipping label and a form to verify the size and style, then all you do is box them up and put the label on...This should work for Dockers as well...

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Jackie Sloan

03-07-2002, 12:05 PM

That's not bad news unless it's a pinhole and Mr. Happy fits through without a problem

Here comes the obligatory Directors' shot...EGOMANIAC!!

Poison Ivy

03-07-2002, 12:34 PM

Ohh no Sheepy....Mr. happy's trying to escape!! He dug a hole to try and get out!!! Quick, fix it before he succeeds...

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Zipgun

03-07-2002, 01:52 PM

1 easy access for you fuzzy lovers

Dude! That sick man! That's his friggin' mom!

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RF Godfather

03-07-2002, 04:36 PM

Free Air Conditioning!

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nickeye

03-07-2002, 04:50 PM

he probably was just lonely and wanted to get some air and say hi to everyone.I feel so inadequate. My pisci has so little personality compared to the ones Jennitalia always describes. 

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Jennitalia

03-07-2002, 05:02 PM

I feel so inadequate. My pisci has so little personality compared to the ones Jennitalia always describes.

they dont call me Jennitalia for nothing ;)

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JerseyRich

03-07-2002, 05:10 PM

Sheepie!
Atleast now we know you're a pitcher...not a catcher.
:)

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Sheeplovr

03-07-2002, 05:21 PM

OKAY

First
Now that you all know i have a Magic Super weener with a mind of its own any ladys interested

And second
MY nana Sewed it up for me now the big ol hole is fixed

And 3rd please oh god when he said fuzzy lover he didnt mean moma

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EffMeBoobs

03-09-2002, 12:27 PM

I hope Ted didn't fall out.

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Sheeplovr

03-10-2002, 06:08 AM

I think Ted is safe i havent seen him since a while ago

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