"I Once Ate Paste To Impress A Girl"

[The Blowhard]

3rd grade. Arts and Crafts. I was working with my classmates on Mother's Day artwork, and I had this crazy idea that eating paste would impress the cute girl sitting next to me. So I ate paste. The girl called me stupid, the teacher called my parents.
Thank God we switched to Elmer's Glue in 4th Grade, that went down easier. I know, pathetic.

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[Tall_James]

Paste, just a letter away from being Pasta. You can make both Paste and Pasta by combining flour and water.

You weren't crazy, just ahead of your time.

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[furie]

i used to drink windex to impress people.



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[Sheeplovr]

I dont knwo how to impress girls


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[Christy]

I was working with my classmates on Mother's Day artwork, and I had this crazy idea that eating paste would impress the cute girl sitting next to me. So I ate paste.


Awwwww, Heck ... you romantic man you!

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[The Blowhard]

I dont knwo how to impress girls


Just be yourself Sheepy.
One time I even tried the "pencils up my nostrils" trick. I was shunned.

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[DarkHippie]

if wednesday is prince spaghetti day, what day is horse paste day?

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[Prince Neptune]

I took 3 hits of "double-barrel purple micro-dot mesculine" to impress a chick, I tripped for 16 straight hours. After about 3 hours I lost track of the chick and my mind. I do believe that was the last time I ever realy tried to impress.



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[Jennitalia]

i electrocuted myself to impress a boy

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[chefpitt]

I remember being young and eating live minos but it wasn't to impress girls ...
It was to gross them out needless to say it worked to the point where this one girl told her parents witch in turned they told my parents.....I remember getting a significant beating for that....

Shoot first
Then ask Questions........

[CrazyClare]

MY boyfriend in 5th grade won me over when he stapled his thumb for me. i thought it was hot.... thinking about it now maybe that was a glimpse of what was to become.

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[Prince Neptune]

Sometimes if I really like a chick and she really sexes me up I will lick the tip of my cock to impress her. It always does.



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[The Blowhard]

i electrocuted myself to impress a boy


Jen, do tell.

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[The Blowhard]

I once gave a girl in my 3rd grade class a "Scooterpie" to show me her "bad place".
I never forgot that "Kodak moment".

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