The Worst Commercial on WNEW?

[Pootertoot]

I'm currently annoyed as a motherfuck by the Corona "Cinco De Mayo" commercial, though WNEW seems to be infamous for having the worst commercials known to mankind.

Anyone remember the "System X" commercial, with the old man who was probably someone's grandfather playing a cranky boss, pause-acting his way through the read? "SYSTEM X GUY.....................WORKS FOR FREE?!"

Sorry, maybe I listen to too much radio.

[The Blowhard]

What's up with that new penis pill? God, some guys are pathetic.

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[oldschoolbarb]

E trade bank. That copywriter must love the word "flux" because it pops up in every version of this commercial. At least they've hired a better announcer...the first one sounded like Al Dukes.

Also horrible: Anything Stacker II, esp. that idiot who can eat all the canollis she wants, and every infomercial they run on weekends.

I want to carry Fez around in my pocket.

[erinmoran]

You think those are bad....listen to the show at night....agghhghhjhkraagagagg!!!!

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[F Wad]

I hate those Nike play comm.this is how NY plays

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[IkeaBoy]

I kind of went on a psycho rant over at OA.com over Magus Hard Cider- you know the retards talking about "How can be me made from apples" "It's not beer, it's cider" "Oh so what is it?" The people doing the ad drive me insane everytime they play it.

Second place has to go to Tyson's Chicken because it's just so rude. "Your child is taking his first steps. Look how cute he is, so young, so innocent, so pure. You love him don't you? I'm sure you do after all you are raising him wanting to show him everything you can to make his young heart joyful. So you buy Tyson's no preservative chicken to show your love? Wait a second, you don't buy Tyson's chicken? You hate your child. You might say you love him but we know better you insensitive bastard. You don't deserve children. Get out of my face"

[sunndoggy8]

When Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are hanging out with Jim Cook and making prank phone calls...NOOO MORE!

And the numerous commercials about male sexual disfunction medicines.

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[NOFATCHICKSPLZ]

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[Fezbian]

5 Cancerous words that drive me F'N insane!!! "Licence number available upon request."

Nothing can stop the Grimace!

[Sunrisa]

I really cant stand anthony's read of the "ultimate v" commercial ...and each and every Pub Wisdom commercial.i still feel like an inadequate woman because i dont have many apppointments and all. f them and the bartender

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[HordeKing1]

You own a great house, a fine car.....but you still suck if you don't have a "Zero G Viscoelastic Mattress."

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[skullcrush]

that asshole who does the mitsubishi wake up calls.oh my god that fucking voice goes through me like taco bell

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[Mad Producer]

The loud speaker Budwieser ads drive me NUTS!!http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/contrib/dvv/cwmboom2.gif

[Sunrisa]

in addition, ireally hate that new water with the oxygen added...
what a bunch of tools..
you can get the same thing by taking your stupid bottled water and shaking it...
mmmm
oxygen flavored water
hey guys dont buy the hype.



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[Pootertoot]

You fucking jackoffs. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I POSTED THIS IN MAY!?! I HAD TO HIDE IN SHAME FOR POSTING SOMETHING THAT GOT NO RESPONSES! YOU WERE ALL TOO BUSY TALKING ABOUT WHICH BABY WAS THE HOTTEST! AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHH!

Okay, I'm better now.

I hate the fucking McDonald's commericals with "Minnie in the Morning" and any one that has that annoying chick's voice.

Sunny, how much do you hate it when Jim Cooke offers Ben Affleck a beer, and there's like a 10 second delay as they change the tape since Ben and Jim RECORDED IT SEPERATELY.

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[skullcrush]

i thought i posted it first.

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[skullcrush]

woops never mind

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[sunndoggy8]

Oh god I know Poot! Like they'd really be hanging out with Jim Cook.

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[adolescentmasturbator]

I think Skull has been rocking the ganja.

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[Sunrisa]

i have to admit,although a poorly edited commercial makes me dive for the volume control, i love jim cookes voice. i cant believe the dufusses afleck and what-his-face are invading my radio. i mean when you cant see them.. who cares. why do pretty boys and pretty girls think what they say matters... oy vey



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