- God I'm awful
- 2 years, no sex
- I didn't wipe when I pooed
- my family is driving me to the brink of sanity
- Where would we be without pain?
- What are you Thankful for?
- I'm the best Daddy EVER!
- This Might Be the Only Thing Keeping Me Sane
- I wipe my ass, then sniff the paper.
- I fell for it!
- Quit yer Bitchin' and get in the Kitchen!
- An extra attraction to white girls with black boyfriends
- I like to wear men's cologne
- I wish TV land never had holidays.
- I'm a double picker
- I cannot get enough
- my fucking eyes are burning...
- If your boy likes pink....
- Walmart Ship to Store = Bullshit
- Snow Woofing
- Least Favorite Stores
- I hate Websleuths
- A Thousand wipes, still shit
- Cockeyed people
- I'm Always Deliberately Late To a Party
- I'm Always Deliberately Early To a Party
- I'm Always Deliberately On Time To a Party
- I want to move away
- I always deliberatly fake my way out of a party
- I usually fake my way out of church
- What was your favorite Christmas present this year?
- Are the ketchup people really savages?
- Do you have an "emergency bag"?
- You Know I'm A dreamer
- Just One Hour. Would you?
- i <3 sunflower seed shells...
- "thanks bro"
- I can't fold a fitted sheet.
- Do you want children?
- Knowing the difference between further and farther pisses the hell out of me
- Bought a new car this weekend..
- I got too much change but didn't give it back.
- Morphine
- i miss dr steve
- I cant stop eating bagels
- irony...
- I just masturbated into a Tenga Egg
- just got home from my run and my balls smell like sauerkraut
- I dislike long goodbyes
- The elusive Cocoon of Comfort
- I was a COMPLETE douche bag today and am not going to apologize about it
- I've been listening to lectures online for fun
- I haven't logged in for over a year:(
- I did a stupid thing...
- UPDATE: I didn't stare down the barrel of a gun tonight.
- I am hooked on the movie WALL-E
- I try to copy the blacks and gays on the dance floor.
- I've never cleaned my oven
- I watched Ellens Monologue and thought it was funny
- I am getting Spring Fever
- I'm currently on a stakeout
- I loath Maxine
- I'm gonna cut my hair and I need style suggestions.
- Screw recycling
- My Parents Are Losing My Childhood Home
- why am i not drunk?
- The Last Law You Broke: The Thread
- I like Justin Bieber's voice
- I have no ass
- I hate hidden songs
- I eated a Bug
- I have a beard
- The worst thing you've done to a loved one?
- Biggest regret?
- I absolutely hate sports.
- I never went bobbing for apples
- How girls fool guys
- Tequila and Michael A smith
- Kids Licking Shit
- Our friend, the obnoxious parent
- Goodbye wedding band!
- Lost my job on 7/6. I may have a temp job next week!
- I strongly dislike geeks/nerds.
- ESD helped me last night
- Best Poll
- How do you save money?
- Afraid of heights?
- My husband is reading Little House on The Prairie for his ESL class
- Dokken
- I am starting to really hate living in a "Philly Fan" environment.
- Calling Recently Deceased Husband's Widow.
- I work at Pier One yet buy scented candles at Walmart
- I made a gay man get "huffy"
- Watch Watch
- What Did You Used To Jerk Off To?
- I don't feel right
- shaved...shaved!
- I cant stop smelling paper
- Hey fine folks
- Something's been weighing heavily on my mind
- i'm in a class action lawsuit against sirius/xm
- ~ Cufflink Thread! ~
- Drug thread
- Whats the worst thing you ever did - and brave enough to admit it?
- I'm Wrecked!
- College Student Loans
- why this sub-forum is not needed
- Mark Forums Read
- I'm in love with...